Ellen : "How much do they all cost?" Jessica : "For now I gave you for free, next time you have to pay cash."

Jessica: Now that I have explained everything to you, the person who wrote these captions below our picture is an out of work writer, who suffers from a speech impediment (stuttering) so she learned to survive the obstacles of life, by writing what she was unable to say. She must be truly amazing huh? Ellen: (Thinking to herself) She sure is, because speech impediment or not, she "read" me like a "book".

Jessica: Ellen I can come by your house later and go into more detail about each product, is that okay to do?? Ellen, Ellen did you hear me? Ellen{ (Thinking to herself) No lady, you will never be seen coming out of my house, you are simply beautiful on the "inside" it is your "outside" that is scaring the hell out of me.

Jessica: Ellen, I hope you appreciate this special basket of unique gifts, that will allow you to experience many days of romantic bliss. Ellen (thinking to herself) No, actually I am wondering, who on my staff had the pleasure of placing that "mic" on that "unique set" of gifts, that you are carrying.

Jessica: Ellen, trust me, there is everything in this basket to provide you with weeks of fun and pleasure. Ellen: (thinking to herself) No , little chicken of the sea lady, you have everything in that "bra" to provide some lucky guy a "lifetime" of pleasure.