The shark fin is in the water ... the Great White is hungry for celeb MEAT.
So Spencer Pratt proclaimed this morning. We'd say the guy needs to get a hobby instead of talking smack on Twitter all day, but who are we kidding.
He makes life more entertaining, and calls it like it is. Two weeks ago, we saw Kim Kardashian nude in Harper's Bazaar, embracing her "all natural" body.
BS, says Spencer. He Tweets:
"Kim K how am I supposed to believe that about you be all natural ... when I know who your doctor is? On your tv show u said u were ... HUGE LIAR!"
"Kim K - difference between posing and being a poser! Maybe Reggie found out you were both? Ouch ! How was euro hoe u flew to bang?"
USELESS vs. USELESS: Spencer seeks to knock Kim down a peg.
Cheap Cristiano Ronaldo shot aside, we see where The Hills star comes from. If nothing else, Heidi Montag is unabashedly who she is ... unlike hypokrite Kim.
Naturally, this being Spencer Pratt. He did not single out Kim alone today. The man is an equal opportunity trash-talker. Other Tweets from the man today:
- On Hayden Panettiere's new haircut: New home tree barber cut her hair.
- On Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay don't tweet sh!t and snort sh!t @ same time
- On Lindsay again: Fired from her upcoming role ... a role on Jerry Springer?
- On Samantha Ronson: Sam Ronman the conman... You used Lindsay LOANED like cheap toilet paper. YES DUH Lindsay LOANED is an angry human. Lindsay does not eat pu$$y for nothing!
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.