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We said it two days ago and we'll say it again: Justin Bieber fans must chill the eff out!

On Sundy, Australian police were forced to cancel a concert in Sydney because Bieber fans passed out, rushed the stage, caused injury to each other and generally acted Amy Winehouse on a typical Tuesday night.

Justin let them off the hook, however, simply Tweeting that it wasn't his decision to shut down the event and thanking them for their support.

But now even Bieber has spoken out... after fans in New Zealand trampled his mother!

Leading the Crowd

Yes, this actually took place when Bieber touched down in Auckland last night. He was immediately surrounded by 500 supporters, none of whom thought twice creating a mini riot. Tweeted the singer soon afterwards:

"Finally got to New Zealand last night. The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people..."

Later joking that he's the "most dangerous creature" in the country, the Miley hater wrote to his two million Twitter followers that he wants "to sign and take pics and meet my fans but if you are all pushing security won't let me. Let's keep it safe and have fun."

The 16-year old's mother says she's alright, but we really hope fans will heed Bieber's words. He's just a singer with a cute haircut. You've never met him before. Relax, people.

After playing at a local college and taking part in activities such as bungee jumping off a bridge, Bieber Tweeted again: "NEW ZEALAND = GREAT SUCCESS."

Except for the trampled mother part, that is.

  • Da Biebs
  • Calm After the Storm
  • Stud on the Drums
  • Cute, Talented
  • Stop in New Zealand
  • Strumming While Sexy

[Photos: Splash News]

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The City picked up right where we left off last season with Whitney getting her big chance at New York Fashion Week, and Olivia continuing to be dead weight at Elle.

If nothing else, last night's Season Two premiere, "Show 'Em What You Got" was proof positive that this is not The Hills, which is about reality stars doing nothing.

While we've criticized it often for being boring, at least it knows what it is right now - the story of ambitious young woman attempting to make a career for herself.

Here's THG's plus-minus recap of The City season premiere ...

Whitney Port has a show coming up at NYFW and we couldn't be more excited. Plus 4 for working her a$$ off and chasing a career instead of boys (novel concept).

Then there's Roxy Olin. Oh, Roxy. She is useless ... except for the vital skill of following Whitney around to ask questions so the audience is up to date. Minus 3.

The City Gals

Plus 6 for Kelly Cutrone for supporting Whitney and taking every opportunity to get digs in at Roxy, as if she can't believe she's even here and must be dealt with.

The fashion show hits predictable snags, but the buyers appear to whisper more compliments than criticism, and Kelly gives Whitney a "job well done" hug. Plus 10.

Olivia Palermo met with Joe Zee to discuss the Today debacle ... and belittle Erin: “She’s a publicist… I’m an editor of the magazine.” Minus 7, because ... LOL.

At least the two finally ended their feud ... kinda sorta. Erin backed off her threat to leave Elle if Olivia wasn’t fired, and continued her career. Smart move. Plus 8.

Smart for her career, that is. Erin still hates Olivia's guts. No points, we're just saying. How someone so inept is still employed in this day and age is beyond us.

Bless her heart, Whitney Port cannot express emotion with her voice. Every sentence sounds identical. Minus only 2, though, because her eyes help compensate ...

Robbie insinuates that Olivia is a fame whore and Erin would soon be jealous of all the additional attention she’ll be getting. Pretty much spot on, Robbie! Plus 5.

We loved how Whitney was a mess before her collection debuted, putting the fashion line above her own appearance. Plus 3 again for the right priorities, girl.

Olivia, while interviewing Anna Sui: “You won the CFDA Lifetime Achievement Award, and I was there." Minus 12 for trying to make every effing thing about her.

Hey Roxy, effing do something. Anything. Make us interested in your presence. Minus 4. The girl wants to be an actress - stir up some drama, already! Yeesh.

TOTAL: +8. A surprisingly strong debut for Whitney & Co. We're skeptical that they'll be able to sustain borderline compelling levels, for long, but here's hoping ...

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There is little that Kim Kardashian isn't willing to show the world. Case in point: her raunchy sex tape with Ray J.

But the reality star would like to keep some things secret, and this month's celebrity gossip tabloids have made it their mission to expose her most inner demons.

First, there was the report that ex-husband Damon Thomas beat Kim up, once punching her in the face. The magazine claims to possess court documents that back up this assertion.

Now, In Touch Weekly has allegedly exposed Kardashian's history of plastic surgeries, from butt injections to Botox and a nose job. Study the cover photos of Kim below and sound off: do you think she's gone under the knife?

Plastic Surgery Cover

We wouldn't care one bit if Kim chose to get her body surgically enhanced... except for the fact that she loves to brag about being a natural, curvy role model. Just read what she said about her nude photo in Harper's Bazaar.

To most men, though? They're just happy to stare at Kardashian in tight outfits, such as the following sparkly, unique swimwear. We doubt they'd feel differently if they learned her nose had undergone work.

  • Skin Tight Skirt
  • Sparkly and Sexy
  • Beach Bunny Swimwear
  • New Swimsuit Model

[Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]

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According to new reports, Jon Gosselin will drop his pending legal case against Kate Gosselin for custody of their children and increased spousal support. Really.

Even more shockingly, the two seem to be getting along.

Sources connected to the situation also note that Jon never really believed Kate was an "absentee mom," as his now-fired lawyer alleged earlier this month.

Anthony F. List levied that charge and many legal threats against Kate while she was on Dancing with the Stars ... Jon later claimed List was not his lawyer.

Last week, List quoted Jon as calling Kate a shameless self-promoter who should be supporting her kids and not herself. That's when he got the public ax.

BURYING THE HATCHET: Did hell really freeze over?

Regardless of who's representing Jon, which not even he seems to fully grasp, he and Kate are trying to hash out a custody and child support agreement.

A new one, and one that is more up to date than the one that is currently in place. Because Kate Gosselin is making serious money and Jon isn't, face it.

Also, he's actually shown more of an interest in being with the kids than he did during divorce proceedings, so it's a different situation now than before.

Will Kate let Jon appear on the revamped Kate Plus 8, or spin-off show, Twist of Kate? Hey, never say never ... when a douchebag is desperate for cash.

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New couple alert: Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Mark Sanchez!

"They met Monday night at the LG Infinia premiere of Keep Surfing for the Tribeca Film Festival and really hit it off," a source revealed to Us Weekly.

"They were flirting and talking all night. Who knows where it will go, but it definitely looks like the start or something," adds the insider of the pair.

Before linking up with the N.Y. Jets quarterback, Sigler split from her Entourage costar beau Jerry Ferrara last December after over a year of dating.

Mark Sanchez was most recently linked to The Hills star Kristin Cavallari, whom he partied with (hard, apparently) at the Super Bowl in January.

Do you think Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Mark Sanchez make a cute couple?

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Sandra Bullock says she has filed for divorce from Jesse James - and she has adopted a little boy from New Orleans, who she plans to raise as a single parent!

The Oscar winner tells People that "I'm sad and I am scared" about divorcing her husband, although she does not reveal where the divorce petition was filed.

She says she had no idea about his infidelity, exposed by Michelle "Bombshell" McGee (and Melissa Smith, and Brigittie Daguerre, and Merilee Gerth) in March.

Bullock adopted a three-month old boy named Louis Bardo Bullock, who she brought home in January to raise with Jesse James, but now plans to raise solo.

Of the baby, who was born in New Orleans and named after Louis Armstrong, Bullock says "He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way."

"It's like he's always been a part of our lives."

CLOSING THE DOOR: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are getting divorced, but as one door closes, another opens - and she's focusing her energy on her new son!

Of the cheater, she says: "I really don't know how our paths will intersect in the future, but the father I have known Jesse to be ... is one that I hope Louis can experience one day, no matter how Jesse and I go on with our lives."

Jesse's response: "I know in my heart I can be the best father possible to my children, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But believe the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation to making this happen."

Rehab or not, it looks like Sandra's divorce plan is in full effect.

She and Jesse, who has three children from two previous wives, have been married almost five years. Follow the jump for more on Sandra's divorce and baby ...

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It may have been the coolest moment in the recently-released second trailer for Eclipse:

Victoria's army of vampires emerges from the water and gets into line behind Riley. The latter character is played Xavier Samuel, an actor unafraid to take on Robert Pattinson in an edition of Who Would You Rather...

The X Man

But will movie goers be scared of this vengeful blood sucker? Oh yes, judging by the photo MTV released this week of Riley and company. Check it out now...

Riley, Victoria and those seeking to destroy the Cullens will storm into theaters on June 30.

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If you love The Hills, last night's premiere (Season 6, Episode 1) was a doozy. If you're so over The Hills by now, this episode is probably a classic example of why.

"Put on a Happy Face" featured Heidi Montag's family trying to do just that ... staring at her face and the rest of her body after 139 unnecessary plastic surgeries.

The Hills final season debut should have come with a "Warning: Disturbing Images" disclaimer. Below, THG breaks down the action using our patented +/- scale:

They should show a close-up shot of Heidi Montag's fake boobs in their hilarious glory as The Hills title card. Although those things are more like a mountain range.

Is it just us or are all of these chicks skinnier, meaner and more annoying than ever? Did MTV unveil new protocol for these mean girl anorexic fembots? Minus 9.

Lo is a full-time cast member at last! Plus 4!

Kristin Cavallari can't believe she's accused of drug use ... despite staying out until 8 a.m. and looking like a stick figure. Minus 5. Where would they get that idea?

Welcome 2 the Freak Show

A face only a mother could love... and even she has a hard time.

Let's run down Heidi Montag's plastic surgery in her own words: "I got a slight eyebrow lift and that's why I got these staples in my head. I had my nose redone, I had my own fat injected into my cheeks. I had my ears pinned back. I had injections into my lips. I had my chin shaved down. I had my breast redone, and my back shaped... and I had a little bit of inner and outer lipo." No points, we just had to.

Heidi's mother Darlene reacts honestly to her daughter's absurd plastic surgeries, asking "why [she] would want to look like Barbie?" Our thoughts exactly. Plus 18.

After Heidi Montag prods further, Darlene says looked "younger and fresher-looking" before. Minus 6, 'cause Heidi would so cry if her face weren't frozen in place.

Kristin is, like, mad that Brody Jenner is flirting with Audrina Patridge. We love Brody, but why keep recycling the same three guys as fake love interests? Minus 7.

Lame Shades

Hard partying Kristin denies she's got a problem.

Wearing sunglasses indoors doesn't make you look cool, Kristin. Minus 4.

Nice of Stephanie to make it out of rehab in time for filming. Plus 3.

Heidi tells her fam they "live in the mountains and wouldn't understand." LOL, as if Crested Butte, Colo., were some backwards, classless, hillbilly dump. Plus 11.

This isn't related, but Spencer Pratt is reportedly on the outs with the show after he refused to start a physical fight with Holly Montag. Yes, Spencer Pratt. Plus 5.

TOTAL: +10. The "reality" of The Hills is always debated, but it more or less on display last night, and we know this because we cover the cast's actual lives daily.

We much prefer episodes like this, whatever the annoyances, to absurd, contrived plot lines such as Speidi's baby argument or Kristin and Justin Bobby "dating."

Click to enlarge more pics from the episode ...

  • Staged Intervention
  • Stacie n' Kristin
  • Hills Girl Talk
  • Oh, K-Cav
  • Brody Macks Audrina
  • A Montag Moment
  • A Confrontation
  • Heidi's Mom is Pissed

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

  1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
  2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
  3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Tribeca Cutie
  • J. Alba Picture
  • Fun with Honor
Honor Marie and Mommy

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

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It might not get any cuter than Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their children. Just look at the family on Halloween last year.

Conversely, it doesn't get much uglier than Courtney Love, especially when she appears on The Howard Stern Show and tries to break up Gavin and Gwen by making wild accusations.

Courtney Love Fashion

Such was the case yesterday, as the Hole singer randomly went off on Rossdale's abilities in the sack, saying:

"He was such an Adonis in his day... He got good in bed... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know."

Wait, Stern interjected, does that mean Love slept with Gavin both before and after he was married? Yes, she claims, adding that Rossdale also cheated on Stefani with "a few other people" and:

"We didn't have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit. We had a really good time."

We have no idea of Courtney is telling the truth, but study the photo above. Now look at Gwen Stefani. Need we say more? Gavin's defense rests.