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Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz is full of it when accusing her of being high on OxyContin during their altercation Monday - because she passed a drug test.

One day after the domestic incident that left Tito Ortiz arrested for assault, the test, administered by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, was negative.

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The porn queen's system had no trace of 10 drugs she was screened for - including cocaine, weed, meth and Oxycodone, a major ingredient of OxyContin.

After his arrest, Tito claimed the incident was sparked by Jameson's addiction to OxyContin, and that she fell over in the tub. Jenna vehemently denies this.

Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim that she was attacked: "I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug.”

Is Tito just trying to save his a$$ by slandering Jenna?

Reports suggest Ortiz threw Jameson in the tub. Tito denies this, suggesting she took a nasty spill herself. Is he lying, or is the truth somewhere in between?

Jenna's attorney, Ronald Richards, said the following:

"The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any controlled substances."

"Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility.” So where do we go from here?

Despite two contradictory statements Jenna made in the hours after the incident, clean test results cast some doubt on Ortiz's theory that Jenna relapsed.

Who do you believe?

 

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She may star in mundane romantic comedies, but Jennifer Lopez is nothing but an original when it comes to fashion.

Remember her iconic dressat the 2000 Grammy Awards? Or her catsuit on New Year's Eve?

J. Lo has always pushed the style envelope, likely to distract from her floundering career. Case in point:

Look at how she wore her hair at the UK premiere of The Back-Up Plan. It's smart PR, really. Now people will talk about that thing on her head instead of that awful movie on the screen...

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What do you think of J. Lo's hair?

 

We can't imagine anyone would wish to copy this hairstyle, but what do you think of Lopez's dress in the photos below? You can find it, and other celebrity fashion ideas, in our new THG store!

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Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens are featured in the latest issue of Nylon.

But these aren't the only young actresses the magazine focuses on for its Young Hollywood edition. AnnaLynne McCord also received her own spread in the publication, highlighted by a series of unusual looks on the 90210 star.

What did she think of them all? McCord dished as she posed:

“This preppy look with the red lip and the hat is the cutest one. It’s something I wouldn’t usually try.”

"I love wearing my hair in a high ponytail. Ryan Murphy requested it for this scene on Nip/Tuck in which he wanted me to look bitchy."

“It’s not often that I get to do high fashion anymore. I really enjoyed that when I was modeling - as an actress, it’s usually like, ‘Keep her pretty and glam.’ I totally would rock a toned-down version of this look.”

You tell us, readers: Which of these looks is your favorite on McCord?

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When in need of some Jennifer Aniston gossip on a slow week:

  1. Say she's pregnant at least or has big "baby news"
  2. Say she's secretly meeting up with / doing Brad Pitt
  3. (Or dating Gerard Butler / rom-com co-star du jour)
  4. Talk about her "revenge" body or some nonsense

Having bled 1-3 dry, it was time for #4 this week for a certain celebrity news tabloid. And why not. After losing a staggering SEVEN pounds, life is grand for Jen!

Jen's easy plan - diet and exercise - may just work for you!

There's little doubt that while recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever ... or at least since the last time this story ran.

“She looked as if she’s lost an entire dress size,” a witness reports. “She was really petite and avoided the food on the craft services table. She has discipline.”

Thanks to self-control and a newfound philosophy on eating and exercise, Jen’s achieved her best body ever. Friends say that the actress is "totally ecstatic."

Eh, she looks the same to us. Not that it's a bad thing. Click to enlarge some Jennifer Aniston pictures from our archives and see if you see any change ...

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We ranked her second after Tuesday night's performance show, but American Idol viewers had a different idea about Siobhan Magnus:

They actually voted out this eccentric singer yesterday, cutting season nine down to five finalists.

While it's true Magnus could rely too much on hitting glory notes, and certainly talked back too much to the judges, at least she brought something unique to the Idol table. With the exception of Crystal Bowersox, can that really be said about anyone remaining?

Goodbye, Siobhan

Equally as surprising as Siobhan's elimination? She was joined in the bottom three by Casey James and Michael Lynche. We'd love for someone to tell us how Aaron Kelly avoided that fate.

At least Shakira performed last night. She and her hips always make us happy. She was joined on stage bu Rascal Flatts, and Sons of Sylvia also played for viewers. Check them all out below, and bid farewell to Magnus now...

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Drugs. Feuds. Violent outbursts. Unnecessary plastic surgery.

This week's Us Weekly features an expose on how three lives - Kristin Cavallari, Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag - have been ruined by MTV's The Hills.

The report coincides with The Hills season premiere this week, and amid reports that Heidi is forging a dangerous addiction to painkillers post-surgeries.

"She's a shell of her former self," a show insider said of Montag, whose rep responded to the claims, saying of the story: "This is completely ridiculous."

But is it, though? With allegations of Kristin's drug problem and Audrina wasting away to nothing before our eyes, are these girls all totally lost causes?

And is the reality (term used loosely) show to blame?

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Grouping Kristin and Audrina in with Heidi may be a stretch.

"They are addicted to the fame," the source says. "As The Hills winds down and people start to care less, they are desperate to get back that high."

Indeed, Heidi Montag and her husband, Spencer Pratt, have developed increasingly weird behavior. While their 2008 elopement to Mexico was done with their knowing winks, they're recently "crossed over to this bizarre place."

Case in point: The 10 plastic surgery procedures she had in one day last November "because she knew it would be a huge story," an insider says.

Laments pal Jason Wahler, "I knew her when she was normal."

THG NOTE: When Jason Wahler is commenting on how he knew you back when you were normal, you know you have serious, serious problems.

Pals say they've always had a thirst for fame - especially Spencer, who reportedly went after Audrina before pursuing Heidi to get on the show.

Now Montag will never be the same. Says a source who knew Heidi, "She was spellbound. If it weren't for him, she'd be a mom in the suburbs."

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Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. That much is clear.

What's unclear is what its purpose was. The Chelsea Lately host's rep, Stephen Huvane, claimed it was all part of a comedy bit. A sexy comedy bit.

Viewing the Chelsea Handler sex tape makes that explanation highly questionable, however, as both Chelsea and her partner are both very naked.

The action is clearly not simulated, either.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in her apartment.

Chelsea Handler Nude

She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before we suddenly cut right on over to Chelsea Handler nude, having intercourse.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera whilst in the midst of the act.

At the end of the “performance” Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” You always gotta get that.

Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine at home.

Reached for comment by Radar Online, Chelsea’s rep Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit.”

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show ... but from what we've seen, if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine of all time.

Continue Reading...

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Having taken a break from talking about balling Jessica Simpson and such, John Mayer ended his self-imposed silence to share his thoughts on ... Twitter.

At ASCAP's 2010 "I Create Music" Expo, the singer admits he has been wrangling with a really tough decision concerning the microblogging site lately.

"Within in the last couple weeks," the douchebag says, "every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it's pretty much done."

"I just think that Twitter, as a form of communication, I think it's over to be perfectly honest with you." So why is this the end? We'll let him explain:

John Mayer: SO over Twitter.

"I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it's really sort of flawed from the beginning."

"I can't tell you how many times I meet people who write stuff and get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?' ... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship."

As for the future of Mayer personally Tweeting to his 3.2 million fans/haters/followers, he will continue, moderately, with one caveat: "My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation."

So there you have it. The Mayer hath spoken. Twitter is a fad... Facebook is forever.

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This is one of our favorite recycled stories in Hollywood.

If you've got nothin' some week and you've got magazines to print, this one's in the ol' "In Case of Emergency, Break Open Celebrity Gossip Glass" Vault.

For Star, this moment came for the second time in under two months. In early March, they ran an "expose" on Katie Holmes being held against her will.

This week, it's about her "tortured life" and why "she can never leave Tom." Why can't she? We haven't read the full made-up story, but we have theories:

  1. She actually loves family life with Tom and Suri Cruise.
  2. Money.

Yup, that about covers it. We look forward to reading the June edition, guys. Keep up the good work ... and look how miserable she looks in this old pic!

THERE IS NO ESCAPE: The clutches of Tom Cruise? Unbreakable.

To illustrate the hilarity of how frequently and blatantly the tabloids run with this one, click to enlarge past renditions of this classic gossip fable (although sometimes they decide to mix things up and make her pregnant instead):

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Great news on the Bret Michaels front today

A week after suffering a brain hemorrhage, the hospitalized rock star is responding positively to tests and treatment. According to the latest message on his website, doctors are optimistic that Michaels will make a full recovery.

"We thank you all for your continued support and outpouring of well wishes for Bret," reads the website posting. "While additional studies are planned throughout the week to hopefully detect the exact cause of the rupture Bret will remain monitored closely by his medical team to make sure no further complications occur."

Not only might Bret be back on his feet shortly, but reps are hoping he'll actually be back on the stage.

"Provided there are no further complications or setbacks," the message continues, he'll resume his Roses & Thorns tour on May 26 in Ft. Smith, Arkansas. He might even reschedule the shows this incident caused him to cancel. What a trooper!

A tour with Lynyrd Skynyrd in June and July isn't even out of the question for Michaels, sources say.

If he pulls all this off, we promise to never make fun of Michaels again for singing inappropriate lyrics to a 17-year old. Way to go, Bret!

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