Sorry, Ben Roethlisberger. If it's a taboo subject, carries pop cultural significance or involves a celebrity (you're 3-for-3), Eminem is gonna go there.

Ben has been immortalized in one of the rapper's songs, fittingly called "Despicable." That's when you know you've made it ... for better or worse.

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Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!

The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.

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Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made wishes come true for many children in need. (See photos below.)

Now, in her new single, the young singer makes wishes come true for fans that want to see her follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears; i.e. sing seductively about how much all guys want her. Just sample these lyrics from the song "Can't Be Tamed."

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You know what they say. It's fun while it lasts, but eventually, the stress of being an adulterous, Nazi-loving jackass is bound to catch up with you.

James, whose cheating on Oscar winning wife Sandra Bullock has been well documented and led to her filing for divorce, is feeling really stressed!

Posted in: Jesse James