Michelle McGee Taking Freak Show on the Road

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is, like, really sorry for what she did.

Her sincere apology to Sandra for banging Jesse James apparently hasn't stopped the tattoo model / stripper / porn star from continuing to cash in, of course.

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And why should it? The woman's got kids who need food, yo!

Michelle Bombshell is taking the Nazi Adultery Express on a cross-country nightclub tour, according to TMZ. Truly the best way to show genuine class and remorse.

Here's a look at a hot invite for next week:

BAD GIRL'S NIGHT OUT: What one lucky girl will attend?!

Sources close to McGee say that Jesse James' alleged mistress desperately wants to tell "her side of the story" so people won't hate her quite so much.

What better place than the nightclub circuit? As Tina Fey said on SNL, when your face looks like a seventh grader's binder, you've got low credibility.

In any case, Bombshell's first stop is the aptly named "Bad Girl's Night Out" party at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami next Wednesday. 

A security team will be with her at the nightclub and throughout her stay at the Fontainebleau hotel ... just in case Sandra Bullock tries to whack her.

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how can anyone hate a body like that?

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She is Whore-ible...how any many could find her remotely attractive is dumbfounding....yuck, she looks like she smells like shrimp tacos...

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Look at her ugly tatoos video. She looks so disgusting!
http://www.vida.tv/video/Michelle_Bombshell_McGee