She may be a disgusting, home-wrecking, low-rent porn star Nazi, but Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says she's a victim of the Jesse James scandal too.
If James had just been honest with her, we wouldn't be where we are today, the mistress insists, omitting the fact that SHE BROKE THE DAMN STORY.
"I am not a home wrecker," she lied said Thursday in a chat with E! News. "I don't believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage."
No comment on whether she was shocked about the other Jesse James mistresses like Merilee Gerth. But she does have words for the man himself.
"My message to Jesse would be, 'If you were honest to me up front, we wouldn't be in this situation.' It's hard to be the most hated person in America."
Boo f*%king hoo.
The heavily inked tattoo model believes that she "did the right thing" by sharing the scoop, as In Touch totally would have printed it anyway (!?).
She's also really sorry about the whole thing, Sandra.
"I hope she does watch this," Michelle "Bombshell" McGee said. "I'm sorry this all happened. I want to apologize for her hurt and embarrassment."
"I knew I was going to get some kind of backlash. This was America's sweetheart ... [But] I would do it again." Um, she means go public, right?
Lastly, Bombshell believes James should bear brunt of this scandal (he hasn't?) and that she "took his word" about being separated (really?!).
"At that time, I believed him. He made it clear he and [Sandra Bullock] weren't together. I believed him. I did have a little bit of my suspicions."
And we have ours. That Michelle McGee is full of it.
Check out a clip from her interview post-jump ...