Lindsay Lohan Tweets Retirement From Clubbing

In LOL news, Samantha Ronson got hit with a drink over the weekend. In even more LOL news, Lindsay Lohan is supposedly retiring from the club scene.

No word if she'll come out of retirement in about nine hours.

We'll start with SamRo. Whatever really happened at Hollywood hotspot Trousdale may never be known, but she took to Twitter to post this right after ...

Eyewitnesses say Ronson, who Linds accused of doing Miley's ex last week, was sitting at a table when Lindsay Lohan stormed up "like a bat out of hell."

That's when she reportedly tossed her drink Sam's way.

"Everyone was shocked," says a source. "The night was going fine, and all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, Lindsay walked up and caused a scene."

LOL. No wonder all her friends say Lindsay is a lost cause. The girl really needs to seek help, ASAP ... but maybe, just maybe, does she realize that?

Lohan had no direct comment on the alleged cocktail assault, however, she did respond with what appears to be a retirement from partying (LOL) ...

Yeah, right, Lindsay. We'll believe it when we see it.

Clearly you'd be overly optimistic to assume this lasts more than a few days ... even hours. But here's hoping she sees the error of her recent waywardness and seeks professional help ... without another sheriff's department visit.