Lindsay Lohan: Strapped, Ready For Cinemax

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The ridiculous things Lindsay Lohan Tweets don't even cause us to bat an eye most of the time, but given recent events in her life, this one has us concerned.

Posting links to her "artistic" recent photo shoot with Tyler Shields, Lindsay looks like she's trying out for a Cinemax late night movie. Seriously. What a mess.

Someone whose friends already think will die soon probably shouldn't be packing heat, no matter what "art" form inspires her. And the lingerie shots ... wow.

We may even join Team Michael one of these days. Okay, that's a bit extreme. No way we'd ever give that waste of oxygen the satisfaction. Still, we worry ...

Believe it or not, this isn't actually for Cinemax. Here's what Tyler Shields himself wrote on his official site: "Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and last night I had the pleasure of working with her she is a huge art lover."

She is? All she does is get plastered and Tweet at Samantha.

Lindsay "simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did! Lindsay will have a few crazy shots in my upcoming book The Dirty Side of Glamor."

Check out the Lindsay Lohan pictures below (and call DCFS) ...

Packing
Lohan Spreads 'Em
Lindsay Lohan Audition
Lindsay is Strapped
Lindsay Lohan Dead

[Photos: TylerShields.com]

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Are you sure this is Lindsay Lohan? I'm pretty sure it's Morticia Adams. Or could be Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Jury's still out.

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Lindsay Lohan Needs,New and better representation,quick,fast and in a hurry.

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Girl gone wild!!
Completely wild!!!
Out there and don't bit more care.Please don't let her Near any water,she is just too close to the deep end. PEACE!!!

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How sad. Lindsay Lohan seems to have her dad's tendency to be fixated on things. She really needs to let go of her endless and ongoing hatred of him. We get it already. Choices are not inherited, and it would be refreshing to see this young person living her own healthy choices as well as breaking free of the endless "I'll show you Dad" saga. Programs such as AA would help her to break free and not remain forever fixed on revenge or drugs and booze. It's old, dark and borrrring. Refreshing, healthy and athletic is the youthful and modern way. Keep up with the world young Miss. You're looking too old fashioned.

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BITCH IS SICK.

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What a freaking weirdo!! Cry for help...

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Lindsay Lohan is a skid. Violence against women is cool now? Disgusting, disturbing, unacceptable. You're a skid Lindsay pack your things I think I hear the skid train a 'comin.

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I actually liked Lindsay Lohan until I saw this video. Yes, through all the other stuff, I liked her. She is not in her right mind at all now. She is glorifying the abuse of women, with all the appearance of "fake" blood around her and ON her! There are sickos who get off sexually over this sort of imagery. Ick! Shame on you, Lindsay, for further exploiting the abuse of women. And that's how I see this so-called "artistic" piece.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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