Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen: Expecting!

Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

The quote-unquote baby's first entries: "I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and [I’m] 2 inches long. See y'all in October..." Lance, honestly dude?

The joyous cheese-fest continued with this: "I'm now the size of a lemon, 3.5 inches long, and weigh 1.5 ounces. And oh yeah, I'm on Twitter."

Maybe John Mayer has a point after all.

Anna Hansen is pregnant! Again!

Added the soon-to-be dad via his own Twitter.: "What to say? Yet another blessing in our lives. I cannot wait!" Seriously, we are happy for them.

The star then confirmed the news to his hometown paper, the Austin-American Statesmen. The future child's future name will be Jack or Olivia.

Armstrong and Anna Hansen welcomed son Maxwell Edward just 10 months ago.

The Tour de France winner / cancer survivor has three kids with ex-wife Kristin.

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