It may sound incredible, but the latest issue of Life & Style reports it as true: Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight after giving birth to her first child in December. Over 30 pounds, to be exact.
But while the first dozen melted away almost instantly, the talentless star has submitted the before-and-after shots below to prove there was still a bulge around her belly soon after Mason Dash entered the world.
"I never used to gain weight in my stomach," Kourtney says. "When I was pregnant, I didn't really do sit-ups, so I feel my stomach's the body part that changed the most."
Not counting her bank account, that is. It's increased ten fold since Kourtney was told by producers to have had a baby.
While shady Scott Disick might be psyched to be a father, meanwhile, he's even more excited about another change to Kourtney's body: her boobs have gone from a size 32C to 32F.
"My boobs definitely grew when I was pregnant," she says. "I had to get new bras because I went up one full size. My breasts got even bigger when I started breast-feeding. I didn't realize that would happen."
Really, Kourt? You didn't know that would happen? Please tell us Mason won't be home-schooled.
Finally, as if Kim Kardashian needed another reason to be jealous of Kourtney, the latter says she can now challenge her sister for butt supremacy in the family.
"I really like having this womanly body. Khloé keeps slapping my butt because she loves that I have a booty now!"
And, as always, because it's in the reality show script.