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Mason Dash Disick is really adorable.

We noticed this when mother Kourtney Kardashian posed with him on the cover of a celebrity gossip tabloid. We also took note of this when Kim Kardashian placed her nephew in the middle of a contrived Twitter war.

In fact, we’ve commented on Mason’s cuteness every time we’ve seen the tyke exposed online by his attention-starved family.

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This happened again over the weekend, as Kim took to her blog and labeled Mason “the happiest baby in the world.” We hope that continues to be the case, but we have our doubts.

At some point, Mason will run a search for his family.

He’ll see their naked bodies in Playboy, their hypocritical stances on weight; their constant need for headlines and money; their pimping out of his presence in their lives, which only exists because reality show producers told Kourtney that a pregnancy would boost her Q rating.

It will be a sad day in the life of this infant. So keep smiling, Mason. Remain cute and innocent for as long as you can.