Kim Kardashian, Kleavage Klutch Kitty; PETA Pissed

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Ah, the life of Kim Kardashian.

For doing nothing at all, the large breasted reality star can always make headlines; whether she's being berated by the morons at PETA, or making gobs of money for standing in a store in Australia.

First, Kim started her week by Tweeting a random photograph of herself - and her giant left boob - holding  up a cat. For what purpose? Probably because she knew PETA would react and the incident would paint Kim in a sympathetic light.

After all, she may be useless - but what individual in his/her right mind would ever side with an organization that cares more about attention that about saving animals?

Klutching a Kat

On cue, PETA released a statement about Kim's dastardly actions: "Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn't needed."

Fair enough. But is Kim the only person who has starred in a sex tape with Ray J to have done so? **

Meanwhile, Kardashian isn't letting this flap get in the way of her professional life. She's was in Sydney, Australia over the weekend, promoting a new Motorola phone and doing her job as mobile phone ambassador.

Seriously. That's a job. Kim is being paid to stand around, hold a phone and give it her blessing. Guess we should be grateful this product won't mess with the self-image of girls around the world.

Motorola Spokeswoman
Cell Phone Shill
The Life of Kim
Cell Phone Endorsement
Down Under Kim
Easy Pay Day

[Photos: Splash News]

** Editor's Note: This joke narrowly edged out the following when it came to Kim mockery: "Speaking of support under the rump... Ray J really gave it to Kim from behind during their popular sex tape!"

** UPDATE: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals L.A. has chimed in and said: "It is permissible to hold a kitten by his or her scruff for a brief amount of time... [but] the manner in which Ms. Kardashain is holding the kitten could lead others to mishandle animals."

We'll update this post again when President Obama speaks on the controversy.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]