According to Khloe Kardashian's latest blog entry, the family's Miami clothing store has undergone major changes.
Hmmm... we wonder if this means the sisters will actually work there now. We have it on first-hand authority that the establishment is rarely open.
Ignoring that tidbit, Khloe writes: Kourt and I came to Miami to revamp Dash, and that's exactly what we did! We worked our little tushies off and were so excited about the store's fab new makeover that we thought what better way to celebrate than by getting one of our own.
After giving props to photographer Nick Saglimbeni, Khloe explains that she and her sister - along with new "dash dolls" Jessica and Katy - are actually naked in the promotional shot below. They're merely covered in body paint:
As always, this is nothing but a shill for the family's reality show.
"Our airbrushing adventures were captured on camera so you can catch it all in an brand spanking new episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami. WOOOHOOOOOOO so excited!!!"
Sorry, Khloe. But why would we do that when we can stare at your naked body in PETA ads instead? And also because the show is 100% contrived and scripted?
Below, you can click on a pair of behind-the-scenes pics from the photo shoot. Kourtney hasn't looked this intense since producers told her to act troubled over her storyline-planned pregnancy...