Jersey Shore Seeks New Crop of Dumbasses

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Never satisfied with the glorious status quo, the producers of MTV's Jersey Shore are looking to clone Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww and Co.

We're not talking spinoff style, either. Execs are thinking about bringing new faces into the fold and giving our favorite Garden State gang roommates!

It's unclear whether new peeps would be cast during Season 2, which is about to get underway, or for the already-planned third season of the show.

In any case, they clearly know what they're looking for. "Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling mean only one thing," the casting call reads.

"If you're a tanned, toned fist pumper who loves the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, the dance floor and the bedroom? Prove it!"

Words fail us.

Da Jersey Shore Gang

MEAT THE CAST: MTV seeks new additions to its illustrious crew.

MTV wants nothing but "the proudest, loudest and wildest to carry on the legacy." That's right, they used the word legacy. And a prestigious one it is.

The casting folks also ask if you have a nickname or significant other (if so, hand over their name and phone number) and request that you give a breakdown of your day "from the moment you wake up to the moment you hit the sack."

The Situation could answer that in three letters: GTL.

You must be at least 21 and appear to be younger than 30. So be sure you get the necessary plastic surgery if need be. Oh, and "No haters allowed."

Not sure why they're concerned about that last part. If any haters be creepin' up on the boardwalk late nite, Ronnie will just knock them out anyway.

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PUBLICITY HO FAKE KHATE G WILL TRY OUT BUT SHE LOOKS 60 NOW! TRYING TO ACT 20 LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER! aNYTHING TO BE AWAY FROM KIDS!

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Doesn't GTL mean: Gay Total Losers?

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Won't be hard to find, in that neck of the woods....