Heidi Montag's Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious

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Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend.

It does not look good.

For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face.

Way to go, Heidi!

Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk ...

This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica!

As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi's DDD (E?) breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better.

Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory.

The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year.

If you're considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there's more where this came from.

Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below ...

Those Are Some Big Breasts

Heidi Montag looked way better ...

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Sounds like somebody's bitter and jealous. As usual.

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LOL, Hellion is so right about SJP, but I have to disagree about Heidi's body, she was way cuter back in the day in the girl next door kind of way. Now she has watermelons on her chest.

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Only the women are the ones that say that she looks horrible and these are usually the same women who actually think that Sarah Jessica Parker is remotely attractive. Heidi is an easy target because she doesn't have a brain but let's be real - her body doesn't look bad.

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!