Heidi Montag's Fake Boobs: Huge, Heinous, Hilarious

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Heidi Montag showed off her newly-enhanced body in Las Vegas this weekend.

It does not look good.

For someone who claims to be all spiritual, she really desecrated pretty much all God gave her in favor of man-made breasts and a plastic-looking face.

Way to go, Heidi!

Seriously, how pissed is Spencer Pratt right now? You could get a blow-up doll that resembles this for so cheap, and not even have to make pillow talk ...

This is actually Heidi Montag, not a wax replica!

As you can see, not even an steel-reinforced bikini top can contain Heidi's DDD (E?) breasts, which prove there is a threshold in which bigger is no longer better.

Holy freaking crap. Just so wrong. Much as been made of the recent Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacle, and here you can see the result on display in all its glory.

The results of the latest round, that is. The Hills star had plenty of work done long before she underwent 10 additional operations in a single day earlier this year.

If you're considering plastic surgery you need to be talked out of, or enjoy ogling once-cute girls who now resemble cartoons, there's more where this came from.

Click to enlarge pics of Heidi lounging poolside below ...

Those Are Some Big Breasts

Heidi Montag looked way better ...

 

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NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A TRUE BIMBO YOU LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER BEFORE THE SURGERY. NOW ALL OF YOU IS FAKE, I GUESS IF THAT IS ALL THAT WORKS FOR YOU!

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FAKE BUT NOT AS FAKE AS FAKE KHATE G.! LOL
AT LEAST HEIDI HAS A PERSONALITY!!

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that is surpose to be heidi´s problem, not urs. leave her alone.

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dunno what to say.. she just fake and soo awful. God please!!!

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She was pretty in the start.. Now shes a trainwreck.. She needs to take those DDD DOWN

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swalla my ass!

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plastic boobs ooh its unsexy and unreal for a woman u dont really feel yourself its like u walking carrying a huge load that u will never unload.

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one can be beautiful and hot in their own ways. just nurture what God has given us. anon is true, it is a disrespect for our own selves, and even to God, just like telling Him that his creation is imperfect and we are not content. of course He is fair with all of us, but the thing is, we still dont know what are the real blessings he had given to us. Anon is a great guide to us since she experienced it and she really knows it.

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You can have the perfect score on a test,but I believe that a person cheat themselves and their own psyche when they continuously try to improve their facial and body features.I believe that when you keep tampering with something,and are Not satisfied with the results,there are some other issues that are greater than face or body perfection.If it ain't broke,don't fix it. Heidi looks like a store(front) window display mannequin.

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@anon: Thanks for your words of wisdom.

Heidi Montag Biography

Heidi Montag Boob Job! Ah, Heidi Montag. The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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