Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!

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It seems like only yesterday that we doubted Suri Cruise even existed, figuring the spawn of TomKat may have instead been an elaborate Scientology hoax.

Our mistake - and our cutest one ever.

Four years ago today, Suri entered this world to an insane father and a formerly hot mom. Just kidding. About the last part, that is. It really is her birthday.

Ever since April 18, 2006, she's been the Hollywood child most often featured in our gallery of celebrity photos, With a face like this, it's easy to see why ...

FOUR, PLAY: Suri hugs a plush elephant. Aww.

Often the subject of tabloid gossip (rumors she wears an $850 purse, etc.) or baby whispers (TomKat may procreate again), Suri is always so darn cute.

As celebrity babies/toddlers go, they do not get much more adorable. Click to enlarge more Suri Cruise pictures and wish the birthday girl a special day:

  • Suri and Shiloh Update
  • High Heeled
  • Suri and Katie Picture
  • Dressed For the Weather
  • Suri and Bear Go Holiday Shopping
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I agree with Ellie, nursenoir, and JLH. I also believe what her parents don't know about parenting can fill an encyclopedia! She is dressed like a grownup in high heels, yet sucks a pacifier and bottle? That is so stupid and disgusting! Can she not walk? She is carried everywhere like she is an invalid. Spoiled rotten too. This is really sad what the parents have done to her! Those high heels are going to destroy her feet and all the sugar she eats and pacifier will destroy her teeth.You would think they would know. How to raise her properly.

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I wonder if she can walk. Alwyas being carried by Tom or Kate. Seems like she she is a spoiled, undisiplined brat!

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She looks like an 6-7 year old and has always looked much older than they say she is??? maybe thats why she wears heels and makeup!

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happy b. day Suri! :)

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Why does she always look like a ragamuffin? Uncombed, no socks/shoes, inappropriate clothes looking just thrown on, wrapped up in a blanket?
Like "mother" like daughter, I guess...

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I think all the haters are just jealous because they spawned some hideous monstrosity of a baby and Tom, as crazy as he may be, fathered an exceptionally good looking child.

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You know this is the first time I have seen this little girl and she is beautiful as all children are rich or poor. I can't believe you 'Haters' of the world. If you can't say something nice then keep your jealousy and hatred to yourselves. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SURI HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE

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This kid is creepy strange! They dress her oddly ~ a little girl in old ladies clothes. I swore off Tom Cruise movies after he made Vanilla Sky. Can't see him without thinking weird things. Tom is a little man who who is made to feel important by all the millions he's given to scientology. I would hate to get inside HIS head!

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SO SURI IF 4 YEARS OLD, STILL SUCKING ON A BOTTLE, AND PROPABLY WEARS PAPMERS. WHEN IS DEAR MOMMIE AND DADA GOING TO WAKE UP AND GIVE HER A GLASS TO DRINK OUT OF AND GET HER OUT OF PAMPERS. WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE WHEN SURE IS PARADING DOWN 5TH AVENUE IN NEW YORK=, WEARING HER LONG DRESS, HOOP EARRINGS, HEELS, MAKE UO AND CARRYING HER 850.00 PURSE AND SUCKING ON HER BABA AND MOMMIE FOLLOWING CARRYING HER BLANKIE.;GET THE CHILD INTO CUTE PANT OUTFITS TO LOOK HER AGE. BY THE TIME SHE IS 10 HER FEET WILL BE RUINED FROM WEARING THOSE HEELS.

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Suri is NOT cute-UGLY is more like it! Suri is a SPOILED BOTTLE BABY!

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