Happy Birthday, Kourtney Kardashian!

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A pair of celebrities that have accomplished nothing in life celebrate a birthday today.

First, we've already wished the best to Suri Cruise, who is now four years old. A major star in her own right, Tom and Katie's daughter has really done nothing except look cute for awhile now.

But that's a long resume compared to what today's other birthday girl has accomplished: Kourtney Kardashian is famous for being the sister of someone that starred in a sex tape and for having a child out of wedlock with a confirmed douchebag.

Way to go, Kourt!

In fairness to the new 31-year old, she's also appeared on a number of supermarket tabloid covers during her 30th year on Earth. That takes a lot of work by her publicist. We've listed them all below...

  • Kourt Slims Down
  • Toxic Love
Baby Cover
  • Kardashians
  • Yay Pregnancy!
  • OK! Magazine Cover
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Sorry Kourtney I couldn't tell u happy birthday on time but don't think I forgot cause I didn't so I'm wishing u a happy birthday well happy 31st birthday Kourtney Kardashian we love u I know I do I watch ur show alot and I love u and ur whole family entirely... well LOT'Z OF LOV3 iiS iiN THA AiiR!!! AWHL SMiiLEZ!!!(:~~CR4Zii3Z~~!!!!!

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you are all jealous.so what she got drunk and hooked up with scott again.and they made a beatuful little boy.she also maintains a job besides the show to take care of him .also whoever you are that called her a douchebag takes one to nknow one .we all make mistakes in life /hey you live and learn.no mason is nt one of those mistakes hes a god given blessing.so not go seek a life of your own .

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ALL THAT PUBLICITY FOR A LADY WHO GOT DRUNK AND HAD UNSAFE SEX! WHAT THE FUC*!?
AS STUPID AS FAKE ASS KHATE G. GETTING ON SHOWS FOR HAVING 6 EMBRYO'S IMPLANTED!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN! UR THE BEST!!!

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I love it how all the pictures are magasines and none are of her properly :)

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

Kourtney Kardashian Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the least known of the older Kardashian sisters. She's probably the best looking, though. Kourtney has never made... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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