George Lopez to Dancing with the Stars Fans: Keep Kate Gosselin!
Will Kate Gosselin, likely the world's worst dancer, be kicked off Dancing with the Stars this week? Not if George Lopez has anything to say about it.
For hilarious reasons unknown, the comedian and talk show host has been campaigning to keep the mother of eight as a contestant on the show.
The 48-year-old Lopez Tonight host proclaimed of his campaign: “America has spoken and Kate Gosselin is still alive! My master plan is working!"
Lopez continued his plea to our nation: "I tweeted that everybody should vote for Kate and why. Do it for her kids. Do it for her poor partner Tony Dovolani and most importantly ... Do it for the United States of America!"
With a pitch like that, how can we say no?
George continued, “It’s your duty, America. Remember every vote counts and it’s time to keep Kate alive. You are the change we have been waiting for.”
Channeling Barack Obama to keep Kate Gosselin on a reality show? Far from unfunny. For more on how you can support this cause, visit KeepKate.com.
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One might say the only thing you're doing for the kids is depriving them ... although if it weren't for dancing, she'd just be hawking some book anyway.
As for whether fans will heed George's call, we'd say there's a decent chance. She's set the bar so low with her dancing, there's little room to get worse.
Even a mediocre effort will feel like a victory to supporters who have kept her around while she was flat-out abysmal. Lowering expectations ... genius.
Will you keep Kate Gosselin? Or are you more inclined to vote for someone else this week? Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?
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May 3rd, 2010 5:53 PM
why can't they just leave kate alone
April 21st, 2010 11:43 PM
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April 21st, 2010 12:28 AM
RE:I remember the Big uproar when Kelly Monaco beat John O. Hurley a few seasons ago. There was a rematch and the audience spoke. I commend Kate on being the primary provider for her family.I also give her the thumbs up for showing the world that while kicking up her heels, she has absolutely No rhythm.I know that the audience's votes counts,but "by George"if Kate Gosselin win that DWTS trophy,they might as well bring back George Hamilton, and the countless other dancers who knew how (to pretend )to dance better than Kate.
I agree her dancing sucks....main provider for her kids? You are one of the few who only hear her pitiful stories......
April 21st, 2010 12:26 AM
ok, "do it for the kids"? Seriously.......STOP using those poor kids already
April 20th, 2010 9:03 AM
i have never in my life seen such a whiner as kate is... she can't dance... looks lke she has a pole up her a***. so why would anyone want to keep her on... and as far as george lopez... he isn't funny and never will be in my book....
April 20th, 2010 4:09 AM
George Lopez still isn't funny.
April 19th, 2010 10:16 PM
Kate is a joke, nuff said.
April 19th, 2010 10:07 PM
YOU KNOW GEORGIE PORGIE PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE THE DANCING WITH THE STARS THE NEW NAME KATE AND JAKE SHOW. NEITHER ONE OF THEM CAN DANCE AND I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF LISTENING TO KATE WHINE ABOUT THIS AND THAT WHOA IS ME BS, THEN JAKE WHO HAS NO BRAINS TELLING CHELSEY OFF AND HAVING HER IN TEARS. IF TWO COULD GO THIS WEEK LET IT BE THEM. AGAIN IT IS DANCING WITH THE STARS NOT THE KATE AND JAKE SHOW. EGGHEAD.
April 19th, 2010 9:53 PM
OMG- KHATE SAID HER KIDS EXHAUSTED HER THIS WEEK WHILE VISITING HER! WHAT A BITCH!
April 19th, 2010 9:52 PM
FUGLY LOSER KHATE!