Ellen Ross: Dating Jon Gosselin For Some Reason!

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Looks like Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend.

Ellen Ross is not, however, the rich cougar Jon was reportedly seeking. Rather, she's in his typical age range (23), and hails from nearby Harrisburg, Pa.

Basically, Ellen is the new Morgan Christie, who was the new Hailey Glassman, who was the new Deanna Hummel. Give it up for Jon's new plaything!

The two have even begun calling each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" with Jon even proclaiming his love for her online. We hope you didn't just eat.

Their recent Facebook nausea-fest conversation all began when Ellen Ross recently posted "I without a doubt have THE best boyfriend ever. Fyi"

She must not have a lot of experience dating.

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COME TO DADDY: Jon Gosselin's got a new love in Ellen Ross!

Jonny G added: "Thank you babe, you are the best too. <3 u! I think boys should be boyfriends and men should be manfriends. Just saying! ;-)"

Right, Jon. You definitely quality there.

He continues: "I guess it would sound better in french 'J'ai sans aucun doute le meilleur ami jamais. ami=boyfriend' ... Ellen, Amie pendant la vie. N'oubliez pas je t'aime ... Girlfriend for life. Don't forget I love you!"

That sound you hear is of hands slapping foreheads everywhere.

Perhaps the funniest part? Right after Jon's passionate declaration, a friend of Ellen's adds, "Still can't believe you're dating men again ... wild"

That misguided pal must be mistaken ... Ellen's dating Jon Gosselin.

Lest we forget, the dude's got a two-inch package. This has been established. Whatever works for you crazy kids, though. Congratulations, Stubby!

NOTE: Befriend THG on Facebook and we promise, no gross lovey-dovey stuff. Well, unless you're a rich cougar ... exceptions may be made then.

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Stop hating Jon and Ellen. They call it "tabloids" for a reason. This biased, malarkey crap is not the news, you idiotic nimrods.

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omg... such HATERS! What is going on with the world today?? These comments are really saying more about the people who wrote them than they are saying about Ellen. Commenting on someone's dick, saying "lets see who she becomes now" while referring to yourself as "friend"... it's all pretty pathetic! What's more pathetic is that most of you can't even use proper grammar while bashing Ellen & Jon, and someone even misspelled 'loser' in a comment that continuously questioned her intelligence through & through. Hah, wowwwww! Ellen can you believe this shit?

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I think psychologically he thinks he's still in high school.And the girl too.Karma is a strong thing and time will tell what'll turn out this yet again.

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I have a 24 year old daughter..What normal 24 year old girl would want anything to do with a man with 8 kids and that much older..Your life is just beginning at 23 why start out with a douche bag and baggage from his marriage..NOT NORMAL!! She must just want the attention.Grow up Jon!!!! and get your face out of the media..If my daugther was 34 I wouldn't want her dating a man with NO MORAlS
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First of all, Ellen is NOT pretty. She is a big-nosed bitch
Second, Ellen has forgotten all her friends, all the people who were there for her, in a few short weeks
Third, she's a dyke whore
Fourth, Jon needs to worry about his kids and stop messing with little girls
Fifth, yeah she did graduate high school... and then.. college? nope. She's a state worker who hasn't advanced in her position at all since she's been there!

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Get off of Ellen She is a sweet person You guys do not know her and until you do you should keep your opinions to yourself. It does not matter who he dates or who she dates as long as they are happy and for that matter it is no one's business who they date

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She lives in Mechanicsburg Pa and seems way too smart to have landed with im, but sh eis and they were out last night at Tom Sawye rin Downtown Harrisburg, of course they had th eupstairs bocked off as if they are celebrities? IDK Ellen..what happened to you? You walked past people who are your friends hand in hand with Jon? Seriously..get a grip..he has 8 children ansd priorities! Jon isnot a bad guy in my eyes..personally I cant stand Kate..but he certianly doesnt need to be dating and she should know better. A few yrs ago she lost her best friend..people were there for her..lets see who she becomes now...who she remembers! She looked like she was enjoying the limelight last night..pretty pathetic really. Anyway..Jon Gosselin is in the burg!

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Hey Rachey, it is impossible for Jon Jon to screw anyone over completely, remember it is only 1 - 2 inches.

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ellen is one of the most smartest and prettiest girls i know. she is a good friend to everyone and not some loser bimbo... she did graduate high school fyi. she isn't a money seeking woman and she is just a human being who happens to be dating someone that people have to waste their time worrying about. get the facts right before dumb stupid rumors start.

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Jon you're a waste of time find a real job and stop messing with girls, please don't forget that you only have a 1-2in penis which woman is going to stay with that. Advice to you stay away from girls because you can't satisfied them. Your Ex Wife is the only woman who is going to stay with you for that period you should respect her for that. Leave Women alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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