Britney Spears: Our Beloved Trailer Park Bride
We've concluded the April Fools portion of our news day.
The headline above is not meant to be taken seriously. Britney Spears did not get married in a trailer park yesterday ... she's just walking around looking like that.
Shopping on Rodeo Drive, she looked as if she just did a rodeo of sorts in the sack, grabbed some dude's glasses off the bedside table and made a break for it.
Even her hot mess hair screams walk of shame. No more than the fact that she forgot two thirds of her outfit, of course. But hey, that's Britney Spears for you.
How else do you explain this unmatched fashion glory ...
WHAT A MESS: Britney Spears as only Britney Spears dresses.
Maybe she and Jason Trawick had a quickie in the back seat before rollin' to the McDonald's drive-thru? Or maybe they eloped at the local courthouse, then consummated the marriage in the back seat, then hit the drive-thru?
Oh who are we kidding, Britney Spears pictures like this are one of the biggest reasons we adore her. That would totally make an awesome wedding dress. She should sell the idea to a designer. We're thinking "Kentwood Princess" for the name.
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October 27th, 2010 4:46 PM
It's actually really sad to hear ppl still dissin her after so long!
What do people expect to feel when they look at britney?
All I see is a person who exists and rocks the music industry annually!
Before it was acceptable to hate on people for how they look and what they eat and their personal lives, the general public and all the mass magazine companies actually held themselves with some respect and made the idea of buying thier product appealing!
I just find it really quite sad and pathetic that the very unsatisfied with their own lives public will pay so much money to read an article titled "Britney spears' shoes don't match her jeans today!!" hahaha i mean seriously who is actually pathetic enough to give a fuck!!
It's never been a case of leave britney alone, people who buy into all the shit that gets written about her just need to start gettin a grip!
I'm glad that things are changing for her!
I just hope that those few people left sharing only a few braincells between th
April 29th, 2010 10:28 AM
you dont look good.hate the dress
April 25th, 2010 6:43 PM
Britney is mentally retarded. She looks awful.
April 7th, 2010 8:35 PM
Britney, you are looking so fine lately, I love your new ripped body, wish I had your legs! Keep up the good work!!!
April 7th, 2010 11:49 AM
She is a clown!!! An adult that needs to have a babysitter watch her disgusting ass 24/7/365. She lost custody of her own children and can't be alone with them when she does have them. Britney, the world isn't laughing with you they are laughing at you.
Rank: Z-Lister
April 6th, 2010 3:07 AM
There is nothing wrong with Brit, Lot's of poeple make mistakes in live do you have to judge her every move, everytime she wants to make something right you poeple come and brake her down. it's a low point for you all.
April 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
So glad she's feeling and looking better. I'm not necessarily a fan of hers, but I think she's just so cute.
April 3rd, 2010 3:18 PM
She looks quite comfortable, to me, except for that sly smile that makes me think she's hiding something, (or nothing, if you get what I mean! Ah, who am I trying to kid, any time I see her, I'm picturing her with nothing on, so it doesn't really matter what she wears!) But back to the picture, what was the question?
April 2nd, 2010 7:21 PM
WOW- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK SHE LOOKS GOOD!?
SHE LOOKS TRASHY!
April 2nd, 2010 12:01 PM
She looks like she just woke up from a long night of rough sex!!!!