Ben Roethlisberger Offers Lamest Apology Ever

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Pittsburgh Steelers star Ben Roethlisberger will not appeal his recent suspension by the NFL,  even though he "committed no crime," he said in a statement.

The QB just issued a statement regarding his six-game suspension for his actions in Milledgeville, Ga., during which Big Ben was accused of sexual assault.

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Charges were not filed as sufficient proof could not support the claims of the unnamed Ben Roethlisberger accuser. Still, what's clear is he is a shady dude.

In his statement, Ben says: "I am accountable for the consequences of my actions."

GOING FOR TWO: Borderline sexual assaults, that is. Creep.

"Though I have committed no crime," he continues, "I regret that I have fallen short of the values instilled in me by my family ... I will not appeal the suspension and I will comply with what is asked of me - and more."

The player's statement concludes: "I am disappointed that I have reached this point and will not put myself in this situation again. I appreciate the opportunities I have been given in my life and will make the necessary improvements.”

So if he wasn't suspended... it would all be good? How devastating for him to miss games. Not the most apologetic of apologies, dog.

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@Nick: geez- get real; Roethlisberger the Ben learned this trick well from the Ken: Use Latex gloves ect and leave no dna behind...that is how roethlisberger was raised. Its too bad the GA woman was so drunk she couldn't be accurate- the use of latex gloves ect. is the only way to leave no dna because it takes so very little- just a cell.
But I heard roethlisberger has completely burned his luck to ashes and is in fade away career wise and who cares personally. It was never roethlisberger anyway who made the great games he stupidly ascribes to himself. Wait and see. roethlisberger family hasn't fooled G-D, and has not fooled all the people. roethlisberger is the whore in more ways than the public knows. Ask his gurlfriend brady.

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I agree Nick....Also, this article is stupid. Nothing lame about Ben's statement...and for the author of this "lame" article: He was apologizing for putting himself in the situation by being there in the 1st place where the drunk little whores could lie about him. As for a crime...he was correct..nothing to apologize for there since there was NO crime. Now be a good little ignorant author and either stop writing bs or at least go report all the actual arrests of other nfl players in the last 2 months. You now...the real criminals..."God-dell" is going to have to suspend them ALL soon you know....I wonder who will be playing this year..I guess the 2nd string will have to step up...actually...the colts may lose eric foster..sexual asault allegations made by a college student you know...since you believe the drunk little college girls I'm sure you will be supporting his future suspension.....HAHAHA

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still waiting on that skank in Georgia to apologize for lying about being raped. What a low-life cunt.

Ben Roethlisberger Biography

Ben Roethlisberger Image Ben Roethlisberger, a.k.a. Big Ben, is the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the NFL. He was drafted by the Steelers in the 2004... More »
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Lima, Ohio
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Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger
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