While implying Katie Holmes is expecting when she's clearly not, the wordsmiths at OK! at least had the decency not to say "pregnant" or issue blatant lies.

Star had no such reservations about Angelina Jolie.

The celebrity gossip tabloid's new issue claims the actress is three-months pregnant with baby #7, a report her rep took 12 seconds to deem "totally false."

They even accused her of morning sickness. Eww. The nerve of some people. Jolie's rep had no comment about her being a psycho control break, BT-Dubs.

Right now, it's all about quality time between the six real Jolie-Pitt kids and their grandparents as Brad's parents are staying with the family in Venice.

Angelina continues to shoot The Tourist with Johnny Depp, who Star will likely say is the father the next time it decides to impregnate Angie. Watch.

"TELLTALE" BUMP: It's called a stomach. Most people have them.