Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption?

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Take note, Adam Lambert haters: you can't keep this singer down!

The former American Idol finalist has been criss-crossing Europe all week, promoting his debut CD there - and it's paying off big time

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If you're a legal immigrant in Arizona, walking down the street with your child, you may now get stopped by the police solely based on the color of your skin.

While it seems incomprehensible that such a law could be passed in the United States, it's a sad fact. It's also one that Shakira spoke out against yesterday and then actually headed down to Phoenix to discuss in person with the mayor and other locals.

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Sorry, Ben Roethlisberger. If it's a taboo subject, carries pop cultural significance or involves a celebrity (you're 3-for-3), Eminem is gonna go there.

Ben has been immortalized in one of the rapper's songs, fittingly called "Despicable." That's when you know you've made it ... for better or worse.

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Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!

The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.

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Looks like congratulations are in order for cycling champion Lance Armstrong: he's expecting his fifth child, and second with girlfriend Anna Hansen!

Lance announced the news this way: by creating a Twitter account for the kid, "Cincoarmstrong." That may be the lamest thing we've ever heard.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made wishes come true for many children in need. (See photos below.)

Now, in her new single, the young singer makes wishes come true for fans that want to see her follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears; i.e. sing seductively about how much all guys want her. Just sample these lyrics from the song "Can't Be Tamed."

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You know what they say. It's fun while it lasts, but eventually, the stress of being an adulterous, Nazi-loving jackass is bound to catch up with you.

James, whose cheating on Oscar winning wife Sandra Bullock has been well documented and led to her filing for divorce, is feeling really stressed!

Posted in: Jesse James