Vienna Girardi: The Bachelor Winner! Engaged to Jake Pavelka on Season Finale!

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On an epic season finale, even by The Bachelor standards, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi decided to spend eternity together. Tears of joy flowed as he proposed.

Congrats, guys! We give it at least a couple of weeks!

Despite her best efforts, Tenley Molzahn could not compare to Vienna, a pariah all season long but a free spirit who has always had a vice grip on Jake's heart.

Our traditional point-system recap of Monday night's shocking events - and the most difficult decision Jake Pavelka will EVER have to make - appears below ...

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Picture

Jake reflects that Tenley seems so perfect but he has this "lightning-hot chemistry" with Vienna Girardi. Minus 4, because no one talks like this dolt. No one.

Tenley and Jake jump in the pool with all their clothes on. So totally unrehearsed and totally romantic! Plus 8. The rest of the family joins them. Minus 8.

Sallie, Jake's mom, is not a fan of Vienna. Her weird sarcasm and lack of anything nice to say is really making it awkward. Funny how that works. Plus 2.

Jake thinks his fam's opinion is because he set Vienna up to fail, telling them Vienna was not well-liked in the house. Dude, you are delusional. Minus 5.

Vienna and Jake make out and rub mud all over each other. Plus 17, because this belongs on Cinemax late night and took place on ABC at 8:40 EST.

On the boat, Jake worries he and Tenley have emotional chemistry but he feels no physical chemistry. Tenley sighs, "I feel it." Ouch. Poor girl. Minus 10.

The best production assistant creation of the night goes to the photo collage Tenley "made" for Jake. Honorable mention? Vienna's promise ring. Plus 9.

What a Tough Call

Shirtless Jake tries to look contemplative on the balcony. Neil Lane arrives and the network makes it look like Jake and Neil are BFFs somehow. Plus 17.

Tenley Molzahn is first to hear Jake's decision. Kiss of death. Minus 250 for the wrong choice, and because she "appreciates his honesty." Preposterous.

Vienna arrives and Jake gives back her promise ring, a total fake-out move before he proposes for real. Plus 125 for the writer who thought up that one.

On "After the Final Rose," Jake calls Vienna, who is moving to Dallas with him, his "baby" and says they have "so much heat." We're creeped out. Minus 11.

Chris talks about what a "maverick" Jake is. Sarah Palin rolls in grave. Plus 7.

As predicted, the new star of The Bachelorette is Ali Fedotowsky! Plus 20.

Oh yeah, and Jake has actually been cast on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Is this a great addition to reality competition? Or a case of ABC forever giving up the farce that The Bachelor is about finding love and not ratings? Eh, we love it. Plus 100.

TOTAL: +17. SEASON: +26.

Will Jake and Vienna last?

 

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At first Ali was my favorite..but her explicit hate and attitude toward Vienna, in addition to her final stunt about her job which did not work makes me not like her anymore..She chose her job over love but now it is OK for her to do the bachelorette show..How hypocritical..She is a bad choice for the show...Tenly was overdoing being nice this is just not real, her voice really annoys me... kaaay wow how is she fake? honestly just shutyourmouth

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k wow ? , people you need to stop saying that tenley is fake ? and how her voice isnt real and how she is to nice ? thats her and she is real unlike that little slut vienna . vienna is the fake one so stop saying tenley is fake becasue shes not ! ;( kthanks so just STFU

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What I'm concerned here about Vienna people really believe in what has been published in Tabloids, Magazines etc.. about her, we don't know the truth ! Her Ex- Husband and family in law could created stories after all to make people hate Vienna. People can publish any created stories to make someone down when you jealous about someone. In this point, WE only stay away from their life and RESPECT Jake decision. We're the same as human. So just let them be in their life and RESPECT what has been done. Even though people will talks it probably wont change Jake mine. He love Vienna and engaged with her... That's the truth !

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i think viennas fake, i think jake made the wrong descion. tenley was a very sweet girl..he said he didnt feel the physical attractin?wow just cuz viennas a slut hahaha well its his descion maybe they will work out who knows?

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I thought Jake made a great decision, from what I saw on television he looked so natural with Vienna as with Tenly something was always off. He never looked at her the same way he looked at Vienna. Just by little thing s you could tell he was more of a fit with her. No doubt Vienna was immature, but Tenly was too didn’t you all see the after show and all those rude comments she was saying “oh if your significant other wouldn’t mind us being friends� like come on you know her name, and “I’m glad I’m not her cause you had the same feelings towards me as her.� There comes the bitchy side of her. No one is ever perfect and I think that was what her downfall was. I honestly think they will last they seem to be really happy and I’m happy for the two of them. I know everyone is so pissed off, but what can you really do he's in love and I wish them nothing, but the best!

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Where's the minus 1,000,000 for the THIRD 'on the wings of love' love montage?!
Can you sue a show for making you throw up on yourself?

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Bottom Line!!! Vienna probably slept with Jake and Tensley didnt!!! He had to pick Vienna because of his conscience.

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I think Vienna was the perfect winner... Everyone was envious of her, and bashes her yet she won. Obviously Jake saw something in her that made him fall for her. I thought she really did love, him just by the way she looked at him and acted, Tenley was just looking for a rebound from her stupid divorce. If Jake thought something was missing, with I could see with Tenley, he made the right choice, with Tenley it was forced, so unnatural. She was a very nice person, but she lacked physical connection with him. Vienna was right for him, he needs someone that is outgoing and can lighten him up rather than Tenley whos just always reserved and mature...

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Eh...Vienna and Jake aren't going to last to long I don't think, from what we've seen. I don't think Viennas a bad person. The problem with Vienna is she's still really young and she's got a lot of maturing to do she's 23 and Jakes 32. Tenley deserves better than Jake in my oppinion, so do Ali and Gia. Jake and Vienna come across as more physical human beings and like sex more than they do the emotional type things.

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At first Ali was my favorite..but her explicit hate and attitude toward Vienna, in addition to her final stunt about her job which did not work makes me not like her anymore..She chose her job over love but now it is OK for her to do the bachelorette show..How hypocritical..She is a bad choice for the show...Tenly was overdoing being nice this is just not real, her voice really annoys me...

The Bachelor Quotes

There’s still a lot of growing to do in our relationship. We will not tie the knot until I am mentally and physically prepared as well as Matt.

Shayne Lamas

It was a fairytale proposal like I’ve always dreamed about. I forgot that there [were] cameras around. In that moment, it was just Matt and I and it was the most amazing moment of my entire life.

Shayne Lamas [on proposal by Matt Grant]
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