Tiger Woods Text Messages to Joslyn James: Angry, Dirty, Nasty Stuff

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Tiger Woods mistress/porn star Joslyn James did as advertised and posted over 100 sexy text messages that Tiger allegedly sent her on her website earlier today.

The topics? Choking, threesomes, golden showers, etc.

Standard fare for Tiger Woods these days apparently.

We're starting to get an idea of why Elin Woods is supposedly so irate over Tiger's dalliances with Joslyn James, even though he had a dozen other mistresses.

Her site, Sexting Joslyn James (really) includes texts from the golfer saying:

  • I am going to make you my whore.
  • I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
  • I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.
  • Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
  • You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.
  • Joslyn James Picture
  • Tiger Woods Fist Pump

PLAYING ALL THE HOLES: Just when we thought Tiger Woods couldn't be more of a depraved individual, a mistress comes forward with text messages about golden showers.

Interestingly, Joslyn James omitted the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it's impossible to know the context or what she said that may have egged the superstar on.

Then again, that golden shower one seemed pretty unprovoked. Just saying.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight ... parent hood melt down :)" Cute.

The last message, dated October 4, 2009, says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you ... F**k!"

Woods was allegedly livid because J-squared snaked into Tiger's hotel room in Las Vegas that morning while Tiger entertained investors from Dubai.

When he returned to the room ... she was still in the room. He was not happy.

No word on whether she was able to make it up to him somehow ...

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Rachel Uchitel was Tiger Woods' #1 mistress. But far from the only.

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Tits are big to bad they are made of Jelly ???!!!

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You ar a SLUT Joslyn. I wonder if your CUNT is as big as your mouth????

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Yes i agree that lets focus on the fact that his wife wants to forgive him why go finding the nitty gritty details of his cheating and texts. I believe his wife has not done anything to infuriate the public let us allow her to make amends if she wants to and let them get on with their life. That other evil woman i believe she is a sad miserable what not she is not satisfied she nearly destroyed so many lives kids and all no she wants Tiger not in sport what a cruel world this is!

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I cannot speak for everyone, of course, but I do not find urine sexy in any way--particularly when it lands on me. Looking at the girl and considering his urine fascination, I'd say that his tastes certainly do seem very inclusive!

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Why does the media give this woman the time of day? Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago. Sounds like Tiger was curious and since she's in that line of work he probably just wanted to have the experience. He obviously had no respect for her and wouldn't even consider Elin and even some of the others to perform these acts. Its her occupation to debase herself. Let him be, get help and try to repair the shambles of his life. Think most people are sik of her and hopes she goes back in the woodwork with the other roaches. Hope she takes Gloria Alred with her. She's a Media hound and gives lawyers a bad name.

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He owes her an apology.

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what is up with the supid comment about "Harvard negroes"?! Tiger went to Stanford. Obama went to Harvard, which is a place that the person posting this racist drivel would surely never be allowed into.

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people why do you care so much???The world is full of sinners!just make sure we keep our own doorstep clean .AND QUIT USING RACIAL SLURS THAT JUST SHOWS YOUR IGNORANCE.

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Elin is codependent. I hope she is getting therapy too. I was all for her giving her marriage a chance but this is ridiculous. Porn stars? My janitor wouldn't date one of them let alone a billionaire.

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No offense, but maybe those things he was asking for were the stock in trade for this sex worker. I have never seen her artistic porno films but I wager she may be adept at all of these requests. She says she may go back to making these films, so why does she want an apology for him and not the industry that is exploiting her ignorance.