Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review. Below, our staff takes a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.
Some of the highlights from March 13-19 include ...
- Jesse James has been accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock, who supposedly moved out over the rumors. The woman in question? Michelle McGee, a tattoo model, mother of two, quasi-porn star, and apparent Nazi supporter.
- Tiger Woods announced a return date to golf (April 8), but it was a slew of Tiger Woods text messages he allegedly sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James that made news. We are talking depraved, violent, messed up stuff.
- John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, posed for some half-naked GQ pictures. She later said she was "repulsed" by those same half-nude GQ pics. Moron.
Looks like marriage trouble for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Trouble by the name of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, a tattoo model, porn star and James' alleged mistress.
- Heidi Montag briefly hired some psychic "healer" manager nut.
- Omer Bhatti claims to be the parent of Michael Jackson's kids.
- Crazy Jewish extremists want Bar Refaeli to dump Leo ASAP.
- Adam Lambert appearance of the week: Glamming up Tokyo.
- Awkward Ke$ha comment of the week: Breast-feeding Bieber.
- Siobhan Magnus ruled American Idol; Lacey Brown got booted.
- Miley Cyrus hates her critics ... and the Internet ... and teen girls, and country music, and Hannah Montana, and Twitter, and celebrity gossip, and ...
- Britney Spears and Jason Trawick totally broke up ... or are just on and off ... or are totally still together, putting on a united front. Who knows anymore!
These beauties are both back on the market!
- Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt nixed the Jamie Kennedy phase; Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are engaged; And, like, OMG, Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas!
- Baby news: Kevin Costner is expecting baby #7; Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting #2; Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson are pregnant as well.
- Police blotter: DMX is staying in jail (at least until Dr. Drew intervenes); Lady Gaga is being sued; Jason Wahler was arrested; Perez is in more hot water.
- R.I.P.: Guitar legend Alex Chilton passed away, as did actors Peter Graves and Fess Parker. Corey Haim was laid to rest in a private funeral in Canada.
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