Tiger: Hey mom wanna be my next mistress. You know how much I and U hate Elin.
Mom: Bring on Tg. Ive not had it for years now.
you no looky the ladies, you only looky at you balls they safer for you. They no get you in trouble. (Tiger moms voice)
WAIT, WHAT? YOU HAVE A BED? HMMN...I THINK WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE.
"ow Honey listen to Mama closely. I don't think you understand that when the Chinese said it was the year of the Tiger they were talking about the animal dear.
There. I think your head's on straight now.
You folks have nothing to do ! Hollywoodgossip website also has nothing more worthy to report ...This is called "sprinkling salt over other's wounds..."
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before; Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe;I'm trying to describe my mom, without being disrespectfull!!!!Damn Girl! Damn You'se a sexy chick! A sexy chick!;P
Wife and kids, who cares I need to get off.
One senior special coming up!
"omg! is this old hag gonna kiss me on the spot?"
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