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Tiger: Hey mom wanna be my next mistress. You know how much I and U hate Elin.
Mom: Bring on Tg. Ive not had it for years now.

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you no looky the ladies, you only looky at you balls they safer for you. They no get you in trouble. (Tiger moms voice)

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WAIT, WHAT? YOU HAVE A BED? HMMN...I THINK WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE.

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"ow Honey listen to Mama closely. I don't think you understand that when the Chinese said it was the year of the Tiger they were talking about the animal dear.

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There. I think your head's on straight now.

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You folks have nothing to do ! Hollywoodgossip website also has nothing more worthy to report ...This is called "sprinkling salt over other's wounds..."

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She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before; Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe;I'm trying to describe my mom, without being disrespectfull!!!!Damn Girl! Damn You'se a sexy chick! A sexy chick!;P

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Wife and kids, who cares I need to get off.

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One senior special coming up!

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"omg! is this old hag gonna kiss me on the spot?"



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