This is exactly what the world needs:
Kim Kardashian has released her very own iPhone application, as fans that simply need to ask for Kim's advice on fashion, beauty and relationship can now do so with a couple touches of their keypad.
For just $1.99, Kardashian will keep you up to date on her latest Tweets, photos, videos and more. Then again, you can visit TheHollywoodGossip.com and check out all these items at no charge.
I know! Can you believe people will pay money to read my Tweets and take my advice?!? Send a thank-you card to Ray J, please.
The app will also help you find the nearest store that sells Kim's perfume, a brilliant idea that will soon be stolen by fellow celebrities.
It's easy to imagine the following stars coming out with their own iPhone apps for the following purposes:
- Speidi: Locate the closest celebrity gossip photographer.
- Jersey Shore: Where is the most convenient tanning salon and/or laundromat?
- Tiger Woods: Track down the Las Vegas cocktail waitresses in your neighborhood. Also, call up the the most cliche-laden excuses for your behavior with the touch of a button!