Tabloids Take Readers Inside "Private Hell" of Kardashian Relationships
by Hilton Hater at .With Keeping Up with the Kardashians having just concluded its fourth season, the family publicist has been working overtime to keep his clients in the news.
Enter a pair of cover stories in this week's supermarket tabloids.
According to Star, the Kardashian sisters are residing in a "private Hell" because Khloe might get divorced from Lamar Odom; Kim has been dumped by Reggie Bush; and Kourtney has been duped by Scott Disick.
Over at In Touch Weekly, meanwhile, readers can learn why each of these talentless reality stars has been "humiliated by their men." Let us save you $2.99: Scott's nickname is "STD," Khloe and Lamar are in counseling, and Reggie won't propose to Kim. Are there any facts to back these claims up? Of course not.
But will the sisters soon respond to each story on their blogs, in order to generate sympathy and attention and keep the Kardashian news cycle going 24/7? Yes, any moment now...
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Comments (10 Total)
I must say, I feel like so many other readers.. OMG let's get over the Kardashian "GURLS" and discuss something WAY more important
also, Reggie makes cash for hanging around with that chick. In some form or Fashion, so it's easy to cover up the fake-ness in that relationship and she's too sorry to see he will never Marry Her.
everything fake about these chicks from old vactions photos, lies about moving in together, lies about Marriage, just full of lies plastic surgery, the whole nine
I wouldn't call them sluts or whores but that aren't smart and they don't choose men wisely they don't represent themselves well they're celebrities for no reason that's why they were on that VH1 show "Why are you famous" where they were finding celebrities that are famous for nothing. yeah they been had money because their dad was a famous lawyer but why are they on TV and got stupid chicks trying to be them including my friend who thinks she's Kim. You know who you are girl. And I am tired of hearing about the Kim and Ray J tape It's old get over it I'm sure some of y'all got one out
J0n1.... The fact that you're defending these low classed, attention seeking bunch of no talented women, says a lot about your own character. The only thing they show diversity in, is the many ways to be a whore. You can love them all you want, that's on you but don't insult people who are not drinking the Kartrashian kool-aid hon.