Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape Totally Not Even Her

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Rozlyn Papa may like to get down and dirty with producers on The Bachelor, but it doesn't look like she stars in any adult films, professional or amateur.

The alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape that went live yesterday  may look like her, but the blonde shown "is clearly not her," her rep, Stacie Vanchieri, says.

"I've seen the tape," she continues. "Anyone who has met her once would know it's not her. The woman has a different body, hands, face, everything."

Anyone who has had Rozlyn affixed to ... never mind.

Not that anyone on the staff at THG watched it, but the chick looks far more flat chested than the voluptuous, exiled, wannabe Jake Pavelka trophy wife.

Rozlyn Papa can be called many things. A sex tape star? Not one of them.

"The woman looks directly into the camera; it's definitely not Rozlyn," Vanchieri adds. "The tape looks like it was done as porn to be sold, not a private moment captured on tape ... It so clearly seems someone is trying to ruin her."

Ridiculous as it sounds that somebody would try to "ruin" Rozlyn Freaking Papa of all people, someone is at least trying to cash in on her name. It's unlikely the site posting the alleged tape of her, pornhub.com, made an honest mistake.

After all, Papa's lawyer claims he has ID'd the clip as a scene from the 2004 classic Pole Position: Lex POV, directed by renowned star Lexington Steele.

We don't know what's funnier:

  • That a movie is called Pole Position
  • That someone tried to pass off a clip as Rozlyn Papa
  • That her lawyer billed $250 an hour to research porn
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