Playgirl Wants Jon Gosselin Nude ... and Cheap
Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston are both on the hook for hefty support payments. Will the former follow the latter's lead and decide to get naked for Playgirl?
If so, the reality star probably shouldn't expect a huge payday.
"We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000," Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style. "His star is extinguishing, and he's not very well endowed."
"Honestly, it'd be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot."
Ya think? That may be the funniest quote of all time. By our calculations, and from what we've seen (disgustingly), the going rate is about $10,000 per inch.
Eh, eh? Are we right, Hailey Glassman? Up top, girl!
PLAYGIRL BOUND? Will we see Jon Gosselin nude in the magazine? We can only hope, right ladies? Hello? Anyone? [Crickets] [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
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March 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..I'LL BUY IT!
TEAM JON!!!
March 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
WHY OH WHY DID I LOOK AT THE PHOTO? I just threw up in my mouth a little too. Shouldn't have googled it.
March 4th, 2010 5:06 PM
Add to this douchebag's long list of flaws "not well endowed", makes not only him disgusting, but also the desperate skanks who were willing to cheat with him while he was married disgusting. Eww gross all the way around. I hope Kate Gosselin gets herself some fulfilling man meat one day soon.
Rank: D-Lister
March 4th, 2010 2:32 PM
whatever...you freaks at THG only like young boys anyways....