The new season of Dancing with the Stars gives new meaning to the term "Stars."

When it premieres on March 22, the ABC competition will feature reality TV mainstays that are famous simply because they've been on television, supposedly acting like themselves.

Debbie Rowe is the mother of Michael Jackson's two oldest kids, Paris and Prince Michael. Supposedly. How they were conceived and by whom is debatable.

In any case, she was married to MJ, and is listed as their mother. But it's the current condition of Michael's youngest child, Blanket, that has Rowe riled up.

As Justin Gaston and Liam Hemsworth can attest to, Miley Cyrus has always been a hit with older men.

But the same can now be said for dirty older man, as both Bret Michaels and Donald Trump (who can be seen together on the latest edition of Celebrity Apprentice when it debuts on March 14) have nothing but positive things to say about the singer.

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If a baseball player were to get a hit three out of every four at bats, he'd be a first ballot Hall of Famer.

If three out of every four couples on The Bachelor got married, viewers might not consider the show more of a farce than Sarah Palin's claims to be a serious political figure.

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