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Big Papa who?!?

After having been romantically linked to that a dude with that nickname for most of her life on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, it's now been revealed that Kim Zolciak is dating a woman. Her name is Tracy Young.

An Atlanta Housewife

"Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim," an insider told Us Weekly. "Since they've been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other."

Zolciak appeared publicly for the first time with her script-mandated lover with Young at the Blacks' Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday. The latter, a DJ, spun a remix of Zolciak's single, "Tardy for the Party," while Kim was overheard saying: "We're really happy!"

Simon van Kempen, a star on The Real Housewives of New York City, must have gotten an early look at the script for his Bravo counterpart recently. He's on record as saying Zolciak's sexuality will be a major storyline in 2010.

"The rumor is that Kim Zolciak will come out this season," Simon said.

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John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her."

Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG.

Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them."

Deep.

"Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love."

We know one guy she's got no love for nowadays.

Twitter Fiend

Jessica Simpson is a Tweeting fiend.

The 29-year-olds most talked-about ex these days is certainly Mayer, who found himself in hot water after candidly telling Playboy all about riding that ass.

He also dropped racial and gay slurs, which was even less cool.

John, who some say she created, likened her to crack cocaine and said she was "crazy" in bed. But did he try to "change" Simpson, as her Tweet implies?

During their time together, "[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places," an insider said. "She liked being a bad girl and getting manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."

We can't decide if that's LOL or TMI material.

Another Jessica Simpson source adds that the star is "disgusted" by Mayer's remarks. "He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."

We can't imagine why.

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Thank goodness.

Both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have signed on for a second season of their E! reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. It's still unclear where the sisters are taking it, but "into the toilet" appears to be the leading candidate.

The new season will premiere this summer.

Last year, after being named the stars of their own show, Khloe suddently wed Lakers power forward Lamar Odom; while Kourtney found herself pregnant with a baby that belonged to lazy boyfriend Scott Disick.

It was almost as if producers asked the ladies to spice up their lives in some way. A crazy suspicion, we know. Might their reverse roles this summer, with Khloe getting knocked up and Kourtney walking down the aisle?

Lisa Berger of E! would only tease: "This time it's a whole different world as the pair must embrace their new life roles and juggle their hectic careers as they head back to South Beach where fun always follows."

Pardon us while we vomit.

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Some time during season nine, Adam Lambert will perform on American Idol.

It's safe to assume David Archuleta will, as well.

We can make this assumption because the former runner-up is releasing a memoir on May 4. It's titled "Chords of Strength" and here are a few snippets about it, courtesy of Amazon.com:

David Archuleta was named one of the "breakout stars of 2008" by Forbes magazine and landed the number two spot on the Billboard charts.

In Chords of Strength, David shares his unexpected and inspiring journey, including how he overcame vocal cord paralysis to achieve his dream of being a singer. He reveals insecurities he felt about his voice-before he realized that he loved the way singing made him feel more than he disliked the way he sounded.

In this personal memoir, David opens up about the strength he draws from his unshakable faith and unyielding family. He pays tribute to those who continue to inspire him and through their example help him believe in himself, his talent, and his abilities.

Meanwhile, a single off Archuleta's upcoming album has also leaked online.

Give a listen to "She's Not You" below.

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In news that makes us long for the Chick Wicks era, Julianne Hough had dinner with none other than Dane Cook at Hollywood's Katsuya sushi restaurant Saturday.

The raunchy funnyman and the country cutie, who arrived seperately, left the celeb hot spot eatery in Dane's car, possibly continuing their night elsewhere.

We don't even wanna think about that.

Julianne was previously linked to Jared Followill since her split from Wicks. Guess that never panned out. Now she's back on the market ... or at least she was.

If these two are dating, do you think it's a good match or one you can't possibly see working? Is Dane Cook a step down or a huge step down for the dancer?

Dane Cook and Julianne Hough

This is just wrong. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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It looks like Charlie Sheen may have threatned to murder one wife too many.

The day after news leaked out that Sheen once shoved down ex-wife Denise Richards and told her he hoped she'd "f-cking die," a new report states that Brooke Mueller will file for divorce from the actor.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and Kids

Sources tell Radar Online that both sides of the marriage "are miserable." According to insiders, Brooke is getting treated for substance abuse at home and will start legal proceedings to separate from Sheen soon after his court case for domestic violence is complete.

Charlie Sheen's dream wedding has turned into Brooke Mueller's worst nightmare, well.

“Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now,” a family friend said.. “She’s worried, though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation.”

This source points out that the infamous Christmas Day confrontation began because Mueller told Charlie she wants a divorce and, let's face it, nothing has improved since then. He added:

“The marriage is a nightmare. But each one is worried about ways the other one can hurt them. For Charlie, he’s terrified Brooke can help Colorado prosecutors send him to jail. For Brooke, she knows Charlie knows all the dirt about her drug and alcohol use.”

All we know is this: the drama is more interesting than all Two and a Half Men episodes of all-time put together.

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Less than two months after confirming his engagement to one-time Supernatural co-star Genevieve Cortese, Jared Padalecki has tied the knot with her.

The 27-year-old CW star swapped vows with Cortese in the bride's hometown of Sun Valley, Idaho, on Saturday, and the whole family turned out for it.

Padalecki's older brother, Jeffrey, served as his best man, while his TV brother Jensen Ackles was one of his groomsmen. Sounds like a great time was had!

The couple met back in 2008 while filming Season 4 of the demon-hunting sci-fi hit, when the 29-year-old Cortese portrayed (you guessed it) a demon.

Apparently an enticing one for Jared Padalecki!

Congratulations to newlyweds Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese!

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U.S. Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton have both been offering Tiger Woods encouragement while he's in rehab for sex addiction (and/or drug addiction).

Tiger has spoken with Obama and Clinton, Golf Digest's Jaime Diaz says. One would think both have more important things to do, but hey, that's great.

Diaz also confirms Woods visited the Gentle Path clinic in Mississippi.

Woods came in with a "whatever it takes" mentality, including on "Disclosure Day," whereby patients reveal all of their past indiscretions to their spouse.

So Elin heard about all Tiger Woods' mistresses. Hope they ordered in breakfast, lunch and dinner, 'cause that therapy session couldn't have been brief.

Diaz also confirms that Elin Nordegren visited Woods at the clinic, and that the couple and their children spent Christmas together in Southern California.

Woods' mother is quoted in the article, and is described as "staunchly supportive of her son," despite the damage his sex scandal has caused their family.

Some other sites have made note of Tida Woods' past interviews with Diaz and speculate that she could be the source of many of his piece's revelations.

But the most surprising item in the Golf Digest article is the news about Woods' contact with two presidents. Clinton? Sure, dude's pretty much been there.

But President Obama also making a personal call to offer encouragement? Really, Barack? What do you have to offer, and why does he deserve your help?

As for his return to golf, which remains up in the air after Woods' apology speech, his mother says only following: "He will face himself, solve the problem."

"When he comes back, he will still love to play and love to win. I think more than ever, because his closet will be cleaned out and his mind will be free. And I know he will break [Jack Nicklaus' record 18 major championships]," she says.

That's one thing we wouldn't bet against.

Don't you guys have nations to lead and/or rebuild?

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It all comes down to tonight for The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka.

Will he choose Tenley Molzahn, the sweet, effervescent, adorable, squeaky, wonderful girl from a normal Oregon family who seems like she would make the perfect wife in every respect (save for her ex-husband telling Jake to run for it)?

Will he choose Vienna Girardi, an annoying, possibly unstable ditz who enjoys topless modeling, whose family is a little out there, and who the other girls all hated with a passion (and whose ex-husband also says Jake should run for it)?

The right choice is clear. The question is whether Jake makes it.

  • Jake Pavelka and Tenley Molzahn Picture
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Will Tenley Molzahn or Vienna Girardi be Mrs. Jake Pavelka?

For whatever reason, Vienna Girardi has had Jake wrapped around her finger from day one, and The Bachelor spoilers suggest she comes away with the final rose.

Can Tenley Molzahn somehow pull off the upset? We know that millions of fans (about 86 percent of viewers, according to our informal survey) sure do hope so.

Tell us who you think Jake should choose below ...

 

Before we learn their fate in St. Lucia, a gripping two-hour episode awaits this evening. Follow the jump for a sneak preview of tonight's Bachelor season finale ...

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Just days after her teenage son committed suicide, Marie Osmond is in seclusion.

This piece of information is courtesy of Entertainment Tonight anchor Mary Hart, a close friend of the singer's. Said Hart on CBS' The Early Show today:

"I find tremendous grace in her own words: 'I really believe that it's the lows that make us who we are. It's not the success. It's how we handle all that.'"

Hart adds that Osmond "is finding solace in her faith and her family" and:

"You can bet she has loving arms around her. The Osmonds are a very close-knit family and, in times of loss or tragedy, they support each other and really band together as a family, and in love."

New reports indicate that Osmond's son Michael left a suicide note prior to jumping from the eighth floor of his Los Angeles apartment building on Friday. It stated he had no friends and did not fit in.

This description was news to Michael's roommate, however. She says he was "probably the funniest, happiest guy I've ever met in my entire life. This is something I would never expect."