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Jessica Simpson has been Tweeting like a madman, but up until now, she has not opened up publicly about John Mayer's Playboy comments about her.

"I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" Ms. Sexual Napalm lamented on The Oprah Winfrey Show in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday.

Mayer likened his attractive ex, whom he split from in 2007 after about a year of dating, to "crack cocaine" whose a$$ he just could not stop tapping.

Friends say she was taken by John to dark sexual places, and enjoyed being manhandled like a rag doll, but still can't believe he would bone and tell.

He says he later apologized for being "an a--hole."

NAPALM: That's Jessica Simpson in one word.

Simpson also admitted she struggles with criticism of her weight, which became a focal point a lot last year after she wore mom jeans and other rough clothes.

"It's a really hard thing for me to talk about," the upset reality star (her new show, The Price of Beauty, which is apparently real, debuts March 15) tells Oprah.

"You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?" the talk show host says in shock, referring to infamous mom jeans Jessica Simpson wore to a chili cook off.

It's true. People were. But if she was fat then, she's certainly not now, as recent Jessica Simpson pictures can attest. Talent, she lacks. But a killer bod? Wow.

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New York might be the city that never sleeps, but it sure knows how to scream when Robert Pattinson is in town.

The actor stopped by Today yesterday for an interview with Matt Lauer and will sit down with Jon Stewart tonight on The Daily Show.

In between, the Twilight Saga star - in town to promote Remember Me - stopped and signed autographs for an adoring public. He couldn't even wait to do so, sprinting to meet them. Run, Robert, run!

Run, Rob!
  • Signing Star
  • Sign For Me, Please
  • Popular Guy

In the Lauer interview, posted below, Pattinson comes across as grounded and good-humored.

He makes a good point about his controversial Details magazine interview, saying critics get on you if you're too boring... and also give you a hard time when you say something scandalous. It's impossible to win.

Rob also admits that he wouldn't give interviews if it wasn't part of his job, seeming like someone that truly loves being an actor, yet is not obsessed with being a celebrity. How refreshing!

Check it out now:

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Most times when you talk about suits and O.J. Simpson, they're of the legal variety. People suing the knife-wielding maniac for wrongful death and whatnot.

This time, though, the topic is a suit the notorious murderer wore when he was somehow acquitted of murder by a jury jam-packed with idiots back in '95.

O.J. Simpson Mug Shot III

Those fine threads may be headed to the Smithsonian Institution.

After a court hearing Monday, which followed years of squabbling, lawyers for O.J. Simpson and Fred Goldman both agreed to donate the "acquittal suit."

Here's the historic judicial system failure in question ...

The judge called O.J. from prison, where he's serving a 15-year term for armed robbery and kidnapping, to get his approval. Simpson's lawyer said he agreed.

Provided no one makes money off it, that is.

David Cook, Goldman's lawyer, says, "The donation to the Smithsonian of the acquittal suit puts front and center the shock to America when justice escaped the Los Angeles courthouse. The memory of Ron Goldman shall be on permanent display."

"If the suit is the emblematic of justice gone berserk, justice is served."

Goldman has been relentlessly trying to cash in on everything Simpson-related since winning a $30-million-plus civil judgment for O.J. killing his son.

No word if the Smithsonian will accept the thing, or if Christie Prody has changed her name and signed up for a witness protection program yet.

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As we've predicted for weeks, the lovely Ali Fedotowsky was announced as the next star of The Bachelorette on last night's "After the Final Rose" reunion special.

The foregone conclusion was announced in the hour of filler following The Bachelor season finale, during which star Jake Pavelka somehow picked Vienna Giradi.

Ali Fedotowsky was a fan favorite on The Bachelor and made Jake's final four, but left of her own accord following a successful hometown date in Massachusetts.

Ostensibly, she left because she feared losing her job at Facebook. In reality, she may have been angling (or being groomed) for The Bachelorette spot all along.

Regardless, she made a passionate, likely contrived plea to return to The Bachelor, but Jake shot her down, saying he'd gotten too close to the remaining girls.

Ali Fedotowsky and Jake Pavelka

Spurned by Jake Pavelka, but also by her own dubious reasons for leaving The Bachelor in the first place, Ali Fedotowsky will get another chance to find love on reality TV.

So there was Jake's one-time front-runner, broken up and out of luck. Until she quit her job (her last day was Friday) for an even better reality TV opportunity.

 "I'm flattered and I really feel great," she told Chris Harrison, who will again serve as host-pimp. "I am so thrilled and honored and grateful. I can't believe it."

"I'm not going to let fear dictate my life anymore," Ali said of her past apprehension this season. Mike Fleiss dictating it? That she's apparently all good with.

What do you think of the decision? Are you a card-carrying member of Team Ali, or would you have preferred Tenley Molzahn or somebody new all together?

Will Ali make a good Bachelorette?

 

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While all eyes were on Jake Pavelka Monday night and his decision to marry Vienna Girardi, ABC used its time in the TV spotlight to reveal the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.

The season will NOT include Kym Johnson, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathon Roberts or Karina Smirnoff as professional partners. But the set of celebrities taking the stage will be comprised of one woman with a large vagina and one with large breasts, among others.

They are:

  • Kate Gosselin: Mother of eight
  • Chad Ochocinco: NFL wide receiver
  • Pamela Anderson (Billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
  • Aiden Turner: Soap opera stud
  • Erin Andrews (Should have been billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
  • Shannen Doherty: Washed-up actress
  • Buzz Aldrin: Former astronaut
  • Niecy Nash: Reno 911 star
  • Evan Lysacek: Gold Medal ice skater
  • Nicole Scherzinger: Professional singer
  • JAKE PAVELKA: The most-recent Bachelor/ABC-sponsored celebrity
Chad Ochocinco

The season kicks off on March 22. Considering the presence of Andrews, it will likely draw in more men than any previous edition.

Considering the presence of Jake, it will hopefully elicit more eye-rolls from anyone that believed for a second that The Bachelor was ever about love.

Think there are any early favorites?

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On an epic season finale, even by The Bachelor standards, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi decided to spend eternity together. Tears of joy flowed as he proposed.

Congrats, guys! We give it at least a couple of weeks!

Despite her best efforts, Tenley Molzahn could not compare to Vienna, a pariah all season long but a free spirit who has always had a vice grip on Jake's heart.

Our traditional point-system recap of Monday night's shocking events - and the most difficult decision Jake Pavelka will EVER have to make - appears below ...

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Picture

Jake reflects that Tenley seems so perfect but he has this "lightning-hot chemistry" with Vienna Girardi. Minus 4, because no one talks like this dolt. No one.

Tenley and Jake jump in the pool with all their clothes on. So totally unrehearsed and totally romantic! Plus 8. The rest of the family joins them. Minus 8.

Sallie, Jake's mom, is not a fan of Vienna. Her weird sarcasm and lack of anything nice to say is really making it awkward. Funny how that works. Plus 2.

Jake thinks his fam's opinion is because he set Vienna up to fail, telling them Vienna was not well-liked in the house. Dude, you are delusional. Minus 5.

Vienna and Jake make out and rub mud all over each other. Plus 17, because this belongs on Cinemax late night and took place on ABC at 8:40 EST.

On the boat, Jake worries he and Tenley have emotional chemistry but he feels no physical chemistry. Tenley sighs, "I feel it." Ouch. Poor girl. Minus 10.

The best production assistant creation of the night goes to the photo collage Tenley "made" for Jake. Honorable mention? Vienna's promise ring. Plus 9.

What a Tough Call

Shirtless Jake tries to look contemplative on the balcony. Neil Lane arrives and the network makes it look like Jake and Neil are BFFs somehow. Plus 17.

Tenley Molzahn is first to hear Jake's decision. Kiss of death. Minus 250 for the wrong choice, and because she "appreciates his honesty." Preposterous.

Vienna arrives and Jake gives back her promise ring, a total fake-out move before he proposes for real. Plus 125 for the writer who thought up that one.

On "After the Final Rose," Jake calls Vienna, who is moving to Dallas with him, his "baby" and says they have "so much heat." We're creeped out. Minus 11.

Chris talks about what a "maverick" Jake is. Sarah Palin rolls in grave. Plus 7.

As predicted, the new star of The Bachelorette is Ali Fedotowsky! Plus 20.

Oh yeah, and Jake has actually been cast on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Is this a great addition to reality competition? Or a case of ABC forever giving up the farce that The Bachelor is about finding love and not ratings? Eh, we love it. Plus 100.

TOTAL: +17. SEASON: +26.

Will Jake and Vienna last?

 

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Christina Milian and The-Dream are new parents.

The singer/actress gave birth to daughter Violet on February 26, a sourced confirmed to People, adding that the child has "a full head of hair."

Bob and Brooke

This is the first child for Milian. It's the fourth for the singer/songwriter and record producer. He has three children with his ex-wife, singer Nivea.

The couple got married in September.

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As previously announced, the cast of Glee is going on tour.

Starting on May 18, you can catch Lea Michele and company in the following cities. Tickets go on sale on March 12 at Ticketmaster.com:

  • May 18 Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre
  • May 20 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre
  • May 21 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre
  • May 25 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre
  • May 26 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre
  • May 28 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall
  • May 29 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall

The Glee cast will sing favorites such as “Don’t Stop Believin’,” “Jump,” “Don’t Rain on My Parade,” Sweet Caroline" and "Somebody to Love." Watch its rendition of the final song listed below:

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It pays to have large breasts, a sex tape and an endorsement deal for an unhealthy weight loss supplement.

Multiple sources report that Kim Kardashian has just purchased a $4.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills.

With her yearly income, boosted by her new fragrance (as pictured below), it's safe to assume Kim didn't need to use any unstable adjustable-rate mortgages on that residence.

As long as she keeps posing on the red carpet, therefore, we doubt she'll fall victim to foreclosure, as so many citizens have in this market.

Fragrance Party

Reggie Bush will soon move into the 4,000 square-foot pad house, which should only fuel engagement rumors between the pair.

We wish Kim and Reggie the very best as they take this step in their relationship. It sounds like the only thing bigger than the new home is the Kardashians' need for attention.

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Kate Gosselin will be one of the contestants on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars, according to reports. This poses an interesting dilemma:

How do they even introduce her on the show? Mother of eight? Bitchy single former reality star? Shameless, self-promoting author with awful hair?

Ugly Kate Gosselin

In any case, the official Dancing With the Stars cast announcement will be made this evening as a cross-promotion with The Bachelor season finale.

"I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a terribly sad sight," said the grating mother of eight on the Jay Leno Show recently.

Which begs the question: what would Gosselin do with her kids during the hours of grueling daily rehearsals for the reality competition show?

FEAR THE PORCUPINE: Whatever that is on her head, it is a force to be reckoned with as Kate Gosselin is ready to kick ass and take names on Dancing with the Stars.

She will actually prepare her routines in Pennsylvania, near where she lives, instead of in the show's rehearsal studios on the West Coast, according to sources:

"Kate's the kind of woman who will do whatever is necessary for her children. It's great for her to be on the show, but only in a way that benefits her family."

The show was willing to make such a concession since producers believe she will be a ratings bonanza for Dancing with the Stars, and they're probably right.

Kate is now the primary breadwinner for her brood, as the legal battle waged by Jon Gosselin against TLC ate up a big chunk of his money - and notoriety.

He can't do any more TV appearances now until they cut him loose. Which pretty much takes away his only source of revenue - being a douche, but on TV.

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