Lil Wayne: Out of Excuses, in Custody

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After sentencing in his illegal weapons case was postponed by massive dental work and later a courthouse fire, Lil Wayne was finally taken into custody Monday.

The rapper declined to address the court before he was led out to begin a one-year stint at Rikers Island. He could be out in eight months if he behaves himself.

Weezy's used to livin' the high life, so what will it be like behind bars?

A lot simpler, that's for sure. We doubt they serve Hennessy after hours. Here are five things the Grammy-winning artiste can look forward to in the Big House:

SEE YOU SOON: Lil Wayne is gone, but not forgotten.

  1. Becoming a morning person. The wake-up call for all Rikers inmates is 4 a.m., at which time they're given breakfast. Lunch is at 11 a.m., dinner 3 p.m.
  2. 10-by-15. Those are the dimensions of his new home, in feet, replete with a bed, sink, toilet and window facing a wall. Not exactly the lap of luxury, eh?
  3. Old school media: Leave the iPod at home, because unless it's on the television or via a transistor radio, which he can buy, it's not permitted in prison.
  4. Working it: Most inmates are assigned some type of work, but Lil Wayne isn't likely to do much, since jail officials would prefer to keep his visit low-key.
  5. Visitation: He'll be allowed two visits a week. No word if they're conjugal. He's got to keep up the pace of knocking up women every few months ...
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Im not glad to see noone go to jail. I do feel if you do the crime then you need to do the time/consequence. Lil Wayne I still love you and I still feel your the greatest rapper alive.

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Another thug goes to jail

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Glad to see him go. Hopefully he does the world another favor and stops making music.

Lil Wayne Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New Orleans, Louisiana
Full Name
Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.

Lil Wayne Quotes

Lil Wayne: I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never fuck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy.

The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.

Lil Wayne
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