Ke$ha to John Mayer: Where's Your Dick At?

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Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.

Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.

In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:

Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.

Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?

We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...

Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:

Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:

dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.

That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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Um.... she's not calling John mayer out... Those are lyrics to her song BlahBlahBlah you idiot.

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I agree, the girl really can't sing or maybe she can but her songs don't prove it. She is just another young kid who is trying to make it big but doesn't have the great voice so she has to sing and dress provocatively and add synthesizers to her voice. For being so young she's kind of sleezy. That isn't music in my opinion. I don't think Mayer's comments are THAT bad but I admit he needs to stop talking.

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yup one hit wonder indeed all her songs sound the same somewhere in the middle they slow down her vocals and make it sound like she's in slow motion or somthing. you can add a dollar sign to your name dear but your still a one hit wonder in a fur vest with bad vocals

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Kesha is just gross...like a walking, HORRIBLE SINGING, STD

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At least Mayer has some stay power but when I see Kesha I immediately think one hit wonder.

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