Katy Perry had an action-packed night at Saturday's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, presenting an award to Miley Cyrus, getting slimed hard core and laying a kiss on the hot piece of baby-faced prepubescent hotness that is Justin Bieber.
She's not afraid to suggest, half-seriously, that she would totally go there.
"Told you I would tap that. Yummy," the 25-year-old said on Twitter.
Katy's got the picture to prove it, too. Prepare to be jealous, girls:
Katy Perry would hit that ... but really, what girl wouldn't?
Because Perry is engaged to Russell Brand and Bieber is just 16 going on 10, this relationship would likely never work. But check out that look in her eyes?
She's totally thinking about going statutory, and who can blame her? Better not cross him, though, or the lil' pip squeak will diss her like he did Mariah Carey.