The Kardashians are getting way too predictable.
Earlier today, we posted a pair of tabloid covers that called out the relationships of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. We said the stories were likely planted by their publicists, so the siblings could respond later, garner sympathy from their fans and remain a major part of the entertainment news cycle.
It only took a few hours for the sisters to prove us right. Point, THG!
First, Khloe took to her blog and wrote:
"My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I'm heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped... Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!"
This is how the Kardashians roll: They greenlight negative stories to tabloids, whine about them to the press, boost the sales of said tabloids, make new headlines for themselves... and then do it all again a month later.
Kim then chimed in from her blog:
"OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!? Do NOT Trust the Media!!!!!!"
In closing, Kourtney, brought this perfect storm of publicity for the family home:
"Week after week Scott and I have been on the cover of In Touch with stories that make us laugh.... We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn't be happier. And saying that Scotts initials are STD and that he had a dogtag because he was proud of it... his initials are SMD, but nice story, idiots."
On one hand, you have to be digusted that so many people still buy into the Kardashian myth (i.e. that there's an ounce of unscripted drama to anything they do and say).
On the other hand, you really need to be in awe of the way they've taken advantage of a culture that's so obsessed with people whose biggest accomplishment to date is to focus the camera while Ray J does his thing.
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16 Comments
April 10th, 2010 11:42 AM
kardashin sisters keep doing your job people out there are haters .kim if you did a sex tape to become famous thats your life.kourtney your baby is so cute.
March 17th, 2010 1:37 PM
who ever writes for this hollywood gossip needs to get over kims sex tape cuz iv read it in every article that has her name! get over it move on with your pathetic life
March 10th, 2010 5:18 PM
why are you upset thta the Ray J thing is mentioned, according to him there was only one sex tape and he gave it to Kim, so we all can figure out how it got out there. This family is a bunch of fame hungry non talented idiots. Kim want date a man unless he is black. Dont my people have enough problems with out this family being linked to us. Kholoe is a giant size man, and Kourtney is just a whinner with a man who has no job or a clue. But wait he has a job to be a big fool on the show. And no I dont watch the crap after the first time I saw it after a long 5 minutes I khew this a joke.
March 10th, 2010 5:04 PM
U guys are ugly as hell wih no makeup u should be happy they event show ur fuckin faces on tv u dumb aass bitche
March 8th, 2010 11:14 AM
To the ones telling people to get a life you should take a look at yourself because your wasting a whole half an hour of your life watching people you'll never meet
March 7th, 2010 11:12 AM
THG - you guys are so right, they have no talent so this is the only way for them to stay relevant.
March 6th, 2010 5:56 PM
Wow I never realized tjat it was this many people withoutlives in this world. These ladies are living their lives and doing their thing and you idiots are sitting home hating. Get a life!! If either one of them was to go out of this world today A they would have probably accomplished much more than you and your entire family in life, and B people would mourn and care abouth the loss. If any of you were to go out of here, who woild really give a damn? Other than your family(maybe) because you are so hateful, they probably don't even like you. Go contribute something to society you idiot lemmings!! Instead of hating on others ughhhh!!
March 5th, 2010 9:54 AM
go kardashions i love watching your show keep on going :)
March 4th, 2010 7:17 PM
U STUPID ASS PEOPLE D0NT KN0W WHAT UR SAYING SO LEAVE THE KARDASHIANS THE FUCK AL0NE AND GO TO EBAY.COM AND BUY URSELF A LIFE KARDASHIANS U GUYS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORL D0NT MIND WHAT HATERZ SAY LET THEM ENVY THE PERFECTION THAT U GUYS HAVE! LOVE YALL
March 4th, 2010 1:02 PM
Ew horrible picture of them! LMAO..the one in the middle looks like a GIANT! ahhhahahah