Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant!

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Radio magnate Howard Stern held his long-awaited beauty pageant for Tiger Woods' mistresses Wednesday, with Jaime Jungers taking home the dubious honors.

To the victor goes a $75,000 cash prize. And that to the hush money he likely paid to keep her from blabbing to the press or Elin Woods, and she did pretty well!

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Jamie Jungers' win came after she answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Woods' anatomical endowments.

She's a classy chick, no doubt.

Also competing in the contest, which is simultaneously sad, absurd and hilarious, were Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who pocketed $15,000 as runners-up.

Jamie Jungers takes home the prestigious honor.

It was no surprise to see Grubbs taking part in the pageant, given that she shamelessly sold Tiger Woods' voicemail and has given umpteen interviews about him.

Loredana Jolie? No surprise there either. We would have loved to see a higher turnout, though. What else do you have going on, Cori Rist? Or you, Theresa Rogers?

Rachel Uchitel was barred from competing, due to her settlement with Tiger, which might have altered the results. Did the right woman win? Vote in our poll below!

Did Jamie deserve to win this prestigious honor, or should it have gone to another cocktail waitress? Which Tiger Woods mistress is the hottest?

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These three women are shameless and low... They are ever willing to do whatever or speak whatsoever for their 3 minutes hall of fame... The organiser of this pageant event is also "low" trying to ride on the wave of publicity... I heard one saying before "Empty vessel make the most noise"... Does Elin Woods say anything or secure interviews in the midst of this scandal ? No, hence she gained respect from both the public as well as her own husband ... These women know that their chance of getting money from the golden boy will vanish, so is grabbing onto whatever chance for publicity and money...I guess even if this will mean them wearing as little as possible to secure attention... I have never seen women "so low" and "shameless"... How can these women have such "thick skin" ?

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