We can totally see an exclusive nightclub or fashion show simply not wanting to deal with the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan and denying her admittance.
The world's largest democracy blacklisting her, however?
Britain's Telegraph reports that government officials in India are mulling whether to ban Lohan permanently from the nation following her December visit.
Too bad she has U.S. citizenship and we can't follow suit.
Filming a BBC documentary about child labor and human trafficking, Lohan claimed she saved 40 kids' lives in a single day during a raid on a sweatshop.
The good news: Those kids were in fact rescued. The bad news? Not by Lindsay. The alleged actress and milkaholic apparently played no actual role in it.
Lindsay did go to India. After that, the facts are as blurry as this pic.
"Over 40 children saved so far ... All within one day's work ... This is what life is about ... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" Lindsay bragged on Twitter.
Activists were offended by her boast, and pointed out that the actress arrived in India after the raids in question, and played no part in rescuing the kids.
This led officials to discover she violated India's visa rules: Lohan failed to apply for a work visa for the trip, and illegally filmed a documentary as a tourist.
The Telegraph writes that civil servants in New Delhi are now investigating the case to determine whether Lohan will be added to an immigration blacklist.
So basically, she used the trip to highlight the superficiality of celebrity life, while trying to superficially score points for going, as she didn't do anything.
Way to go, Linds. Just stick to posing like Jesus next time.