Guess it just wasn't in the cards ... or would it be the stars?

A week after hiring "healer intuitive" and psychic Aiden Chase to replace Spencer Pratt as her business manger, Heidi Montag turned around and fired him too.

"I have decided to part ways with Mr. Chase both as a manager and as a psychic and will scrutinize business decisions more carefully in the future," she said.

Because hiring a psychic as your manager seemed like such a good idea at the time? Scrutinizing them at all would be a step in the right direction, but hey.

The new fool tapped to run the exploding career of Heidi Montag? Heidi Montag.

"I will be managing my own career as a strong, independent woman."

LOL.

Heidi Montag cups some serious balls.

Montag says she worked with Chase as her "intuitive healer" for a month after her recent plastic surgeries before deciding have him take over the position.

A position Spencer Pratt manned so masterfully for years.

However, "unfortunately recent behavior by Mr. Chase on set of both Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman and [on] The Hills have contributed to make me question this decision," Montag says.

Way to:

1. Not elaborate on what he did
2. Name-drop the film's cast members

In a statement, Chase responds, "At this time, I am not aware of any change in my business relationship with Heidi Montag beyond Internet reports."

As for his behavior, the witch doctor denies reports he crashed the set or tried to poach Audrina Patridge (?!) as a client on the set of Just Go With It:

"Heidi invited me to the set and the terms of our financial agreement are in line with standard manager agreements," he says. "I spoke with Audrina Patridge briefly on the set of The Hills with Heidi recently, but never discussed being her manager."