Phew. That's all we cay say now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have shot down rumors that they are splitting up and she already moved out.
"I'm not moving out," Heidi Montag stated. "I love Spencer with all my heart." Added Pratt: "I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could."
Not that it's been smooth sailing of late.
Montag recently squabbled with Pratt over her plastic surgery and diva-like behavior, and even fired him as manager. But they have stuck together.
"All that we've been through has only made us work harder at our relationship," Heidi says. "We will continue to work to be the best couple we can be."
"I'm so excited The Hills are finally over so I won't be edited by anyone," she adds. "This will be the first time people truly see us for who we are."
Wait, we thought The Hills was a reality show? Never mind.
In order to strengthen their bond with each other and spirituality, Heidi and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves "true native-American names."
Guess playing with balls of healing energy was a one-shot deal.
In any case, say goodbye to Speidi and say hello to ... drum roll ... White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively. We'd have chosen Montag by Mattel.
A rep for the couple say Pratt's previous moniker, King Spencer, was "too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty." This guy rules.
Instead, Running Bear is getting "more in tune with spirituality ... and will be known by the name our creator has given us." For the next day or so.