Heidi Montag is, Like, a Serious Actress

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With The Hills' final season coming up this spring and summer, Heidi Montag is ready to say goodbye to reality fame and move on to bigger, better things.

No, not DDD breasts.

“I can now become a full time motion picture actress,” the ditz says. “There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.”

ROTFL.

Although her dream of becoming a pop star was a complete joke never quite materialized, Montag says her movie career is moving full steam ahead.

Real Life Barbie

Barbie should be renamed Heidi Montag. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

“After working with Oscar-winner Ron Howard on a short film project for FunnyorDie, and then working for days with the comedic genius director Dennis Dugan and his team of brilliant comedy visionaries at Happy Madison on Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, I have been able to truly find what makes me the happiest in life,” Montag says, name-dropping like a crazy woman.

One of the characters Heidi Montag says she wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself. Who knew she was even literate?

“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says, seriously.

“I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!” Well, if it's got a Heidi Montag nude scene, maybe adult film stores will carry it at least.

Montag is sure she’ll make it in films: “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!” Don't hold your breath, H.

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sounds like that other ditz Laura Bushnell, self proclaimed Hollyweird psychic. Bushnell lies to people,telling anybody who will listen that she can see into past lives. Bushnell just makes up things to tell her clients. B/c Bushnell is so evil, she lost her ability to see anything, she cut herself off from her own power, with her endless lies to herself and others. Bushnell name drops just as bad as Montag. Run from Bushnell, she is a user, and seems to be a con artist.

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wait, thats a joke right????? and yes heidi, you will for sure become a seirous, respectable actress just like your last album kicked Thriller's ass.

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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