Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!

March 3rd, 2010 8:19 AM by Hilton Hater

Jessica Biel turns 28 today and we'd like to give the actress a few reasons to smile.

Often looking more despondent in public than Kristen Stewart, Biel should realize the following facts about her life:

She's still very young.
Her latest movie, Valentine's Day, opened to huge box office numbers.
She can see Justin Timberlake naked any time she wants.
For its ridiculousness and hotness, this bathroom sink photo will remain seared in the public consciousness forever.
See point number-three again.

Can you think of other reasons why this generally dour celebrity should smile more often? Wish her a very happy birthday and send them in today!

Tags: Jessica Biel, Celebrity Birthdays

4 Comments

sandy
March 5th, 2010 11:08 AM

I am not wishing her a Happy Earthday..cause she has me waiting to long for seeing her smiling more often in pubic, but I hoped she enjoy her Earthday.

She needs to smile more often...cause when she smiles her beauty shows up.
Mary
March 4th, 2010 9:46 AM

Happy Birthday!
Her birthday wish better be that Justin never dumps her, becuz he is the only reason ppl still give a shit about her!
Ginaa
Rank: D-Lister
March 3rd, 2010 10:29 AM

I loved her in Chuck and Larry, shes a cutie! Happy Birthday!!!
vswilson
March 3rd, 2010 8:31 AM

Birthday Wishes Jessica
Wouldn't miss the opportunity
to wish you a happy and joyous birthday week!!