Dancing with the Stars Cast Includes Jake Pavelka(!), Pamela Anderson and More

by at . Comments

While all eyes were on Jake Pavelka Monday night and his decision to marry Vienna Girardi, ABC used its time in the TV spotlight to reveal the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.

The season will NOT include Kym Johnson, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathon Roberts or Karina Smirnoff as professional partners. But the set of celebrities taking the stage will be comprised of one woman with a large vagina and one with large breasts, among others.

They are:

  • Kate Gosselin: Mother of eight
  • Chad Ochocinco: NFL wide receiver
  • Pamela Anderson (Billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
  • Aiden Turner: Soap opera stud
  • Erin Andrews (Should have been billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")
  • Shannen Doherty: Washed-up actress
  • Buzz Aldrin: Former astronaut
  • Niecy Nash: Reno 911 star
  • Evan Lysacek: Gold Medal ice skater
  • Nicole Scherzinger: Professional singer
  • JAKE PAVELKA: The most-recent Bachelor/ABC-sponsored celebrity
Chad Ochocinco

The season kicks off on March 22. Considering the presence of Andrews, it will likely draw in more men than any previous edition.

Considering the presence of Jake, it will hopefully elicit more eye-rolls from anyone that believed for a second that The Bachelor was ever about love.

Think there are any early favorites?


Jake your so hot! And best wishes to you and Vienna..You'll be great together...nothing like finding your best friend and soul mate! Being yourselves with each other is what you need to make it. Can't wait to see the wedding!!


ohh jake is an awsome man:)
i can not wait to see him shake his sexyyyyy abs :) heheh :D
ur awsome and I LUV ur smile :D
BTW u looked soo handsome in ur blk suit last nite on the final rose :) Best wishes to u and V :)


I think that Jake is so hot, and that he made a mistake giving the final rose to Vienna he should have gave it to Tenley I like her so much better.


I like Jake, but don't think he will do well-not many votes with all of the enemies he made by choosing Vienna!


ocho cinco all day


Whow Jake had to do another show, what to pay for all of vienna's plasic surgery's... Hopefully he doesnt give her access to his bank accoun like her 1st husband..


sujua...qangalikia katititausijui...


Raaalurinna :P


Shannen Doherty: Washed-up actress Ummmm...hmmmm-to the writer, jealous much?


I like Vienna. I couldn't live with Tenleys "Too Much" sweetness.


Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente