Zachary Loring, the lunatic Audrina Patridge stalker facing felony stalking and three misdemeanor charges for showing up at her home, appeared in court this week.
It was an appearance unlike any the judge will ever see again.
Having violated a restraining order against him for previously delivered violent letters and drawings to The Hills star, Loring made one thing very clear Tuesday:
He's better off in jail, or in an institution, than on the street.
Audrina's all smiles despite being stalked. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
First, Loring tried to contradict his own lawyer’s plea of not guilty. The judge told him to be quiet, after which the accused stalker flicked his tongue and flipped the bird.
The attorney repeated his objection to the presence of a camera in the courtroom, while at the same time Loring asked either the lawyer or the judge this:
"How many donuts did you eat to day? You have bacon sprinkles on that?”
Definitely original and a good way to appear sympathetic before officials.
It got worse. Zachary Loring complained the court was “wasting [his] f*%kin’ time” and began pretending to jerk off into the camera. Classy, very stable fellow, this one.
Follow the jump for a clip of this before the camera was shut off ...