Who Wants to Sleep with Robert Pattinson?

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Why simply dream about Robert Pattinson when you could snuggle up to this hunk of an actor every night?

That's what etsy.com hopes Twilight Saga fans are asking themselves, as the website is offering insane dedicated followers a Robert Pattinson "Manllow" (half man, half pillow) for the reasonable price of $15.

Lucky Bike

It bills the product with the following description:

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Unfortunately, the bedmate is currently sold out. But keeping checking etsy.com in the coming days to see when it restocks the item and gives fans a chance to make like Kristen Stewart...

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I went to speak to rob

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Gosh...orrible, don't you people have something else to do? Those are human beings not..dolls to play with.

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oh em gee i am finally gonna have someone to finger me @ nite!! im also lookin for a real gf to have sex with me and the robert patty doll aleksandra.j.88@hotmail.com msn me if ur interested

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Lol.I'm sorry I'm cracking up right now I'm just wondering who the hell would wanna buy this ugly piece of crap its all retarded looking and im not that obsessive!lol.

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LOLS. this is a total jackass. I love you rob, but this one sucks.

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eewww!...... COME ON PEOPLE... thats fuckin pervy.... I mean okay...yeah...he's good luckin but some people need to get live's.....thats just really disturbing...

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Michelle- He is ugly! He looks like a crushed caterpillar in a pile of turd! Kailyn- I agree 100% there! Worst. Cliche. EVER!

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When I saw that ugly thing, I just bursted out laughing. P.S twilight sucks

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Lucky Jassie Jae Pattinson...sigh...she actually gets to sleep with the real thing...

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that's a pity...this pillow doesn't look like Robert, it's horrible.

Robert Pattinson Biography

Red-Haired Hunk Robert Pattinson wasn't a household name... until he starred in Twilight. Now, the British actor is well on his way to the A-list.... More »
Born
Birthplace
London, England
Full Name
Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson Quotes

I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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