Move over, Mason Dash.
Step aside, Hank IV.
Sorry, Vida Alves.
There's a new, adorable baby in our celebrity gossip world and his name is Benjamin Stephen.
Indeed, blogger "Free Britney" welcomed the first baby into the THG family this weekend, as his wife gave birth to a son last night.
After a long labor, everyone is doing well and resting comfortably, while Free Britney laments the fact his child shares a birthday with former Lindsay Lohan boy toy Calum Best and drunken bank robber Rip Torn.
Forget Kourtney and Kendra: Send in your best wishes to Free Britney and his new family today!