Welcome to the World, Baby Free Britney!
Move over, Mason Dash.
Step aside, Hank IV.
Sorry, Vida Alves.
There's a new, adorable baby in our celebrity gossip world and his name is Benjamin Stephen.
Indeed, blogger "Free Britney" welcomed the first baby into the THG family this weekend, as his wife gave birth to a son last night.
After a long labor, everyone is doing well and resting comfortably, while Free Britney laments the fact his child shares a birthday with former Lindsay Lohan boy toy Calum Best and drunken bank robber Rip Torn.
Forget Kourtney and Kendra: Send in your best wishes to Free Britney and his new family today!
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October 27th, 2010 11:43 PM
if i could have another child w/any woman in the world i would choose Brittany!
July 28th, 2010 10:58 AM
Welcome Back!!
July 28th, 2010 10:57 AM
Well, Britney.what I say to your new career in In ", Action Packed Movie, for the new Generation. Which you was in ", Crossroads", everyone has a storey to be-built from scratch using your words good eye of creative-work,! New music lyrics, you already have goodie's of you're own clothing, key-rings,USB Flash-Drives, maybe a . B, Britney-Laptops,brand-names:much more products in the near future, Sorry, I am too old for you!!
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April 27th, 2010 3:32 AM
kendra baby is cute kourtney baby looks weird
February 24th, 2010 9:34 AM
To: Benjamin Stephen,
All the Joys of your entrance into "life's blessings".
Many have been told of your arrival,and you have made your parents proud.Sleep, eat,nap,and get held often, just enjoy being a baby.All the best to you,and Family!!!
February 16th, 2010 1:25 AM
I WANT TO GET PREGNANT
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February 9th, 2010 11:55 AM
Congrats -- a little sad you didn't go with Tiger for the name and set him up to be a playaaa
February 8th, 2010 8:31 PM
Wonderful news! May she bring much joy into your lives.
February 8th, 2010 4:43 PM
hey congrats!
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February 8th, 2010 3:39 AM
I would naturally assume a male working on a gossip site would be gay...interesting stereotype. Congratulations...hope everyone's safe and well!